Your favourite jokes

[Fishmanic]

A priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi walk into a bar.....etc etc etc

These type of jokes are not allowed

 

[Rocky998]

A priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi walk into a bar.....etc etc etc

These type of jokes are not allowed

How does the joke end?... Why ain't it allowed? Are they too PREACHY?

 

[Fishmanic]

All scatological jokes are NOT allowed!

 

[Rocky998]

 

[Rocky998]

All scatological jokes are NOT allowed!

C'mon... What I said was funny and ya know it

 

[Rocky998]

 

[Rocky998]

Its so true tho...

 

[WhistlingBadger]

A priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi walk into a bar.....

The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

 

[Colin_T]

What has eyes but can't see
A potato

a blind person

 

[OliveFish05]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, you silly!

these type of jokes are allowed

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chicken!

 

[Rocky998]

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chicken!

Cannibalism!

 

[SomethingsFishy24]

Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur with an excellent vocabulary...

They named it Thesaurus.

 

[Rocky998]

Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur with an excellent vocabulary...

They named it Thesaurus.

The saurus named thesaurus!

 

[SomethingsFishy24]

Why was 6 afraid of 7.
Because 789.

Why was 69 afraid of 70.
Because they had a fight and 71.

I'll go now. Taking the rest of the "dad" jokes with me.

 

[Fishmanic]

What did the shark say after eating a clownfish?
“That tasted kinda funny!”