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One time we got some underwhere that said: "butt quack" on them with a little duck below it for my dad... we all got a good laugh out of it 😅
Oops my phone made "underwear" into "underwhere" 🤣
 
Guys, the forum has very little tolerance for joke threads so be very careful about what you post. Members have been kicked from the forum for posting jokes, and they were seriously funny jokes but weren't allowed.

My jokes include:
Why did the fish laugh?
Because they saw the ship's bottom.

Why did the fish swim away?
Because the sea weed.
 
Guys, the forum has very little tolerance for joke threads so be very careful about what you post. Members have been kicked from the forum for posting jokes, and they were seriously funny jokes but weren't allowed.

My jokes include:
Why did the fish laugh?
Because they saw the ship's bottom.

Why did the fish swim away?
Because the sea weed.
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I feel like some of this is directed towards me. Am I the bad kid? I have never been the bad kid. Please, please, don't let it be so! I'll be good, I swear!😇
 
I feel like some of this is directed towards me. Am I the bad kid? I have never been the bad kid. Please, please, don't let it be so! I'll be good, I swear!😇
Youre fine... Until a mod decides to thanos snap you from forum existence
 
Two snails were standing by the side of the road watching the cars go by. A car with a huge S on its door drove by at high speed. One of the snails said to the other "look at the S-Car-Go!" :lol:
 
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What's the difference between piano and a fish.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish :lol:

PS: those types of jokes ARE allowed. :banana: :banana:
 
What's the difference between piano and a fish.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish :lol:

PS: those types of jokes ARE allowed. :banana: :banana:
That's been around for a long time... Its funny but not new lol
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, you silly!

these type of jokes are allowed :lol:
 
Who's buried in Grant's tomb
Ulysses S Grant!
 

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