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Say it out loud with a heavy German accent. Vas my Heinie (her husband Heinrich) here ? Wash my heiny (derrière ) here ?
No Ma'am , we only give haircuts and shaves.
A joke isn't funny when you have to explain it. Must be a cross cultural thing.
I get it now lol
 
Two cows were standing in a field

One says to the other ‘have you heard about that mad cow disease going around?

The other one responds ‘yeah, makes me glad I’m a penguin’
I laughed way too hard at this one 🤣
 
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck!
 
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats!
 

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