Tell me something funny

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I was drinking a martini when the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?” I jumped to my feet and yelled back, “I know the entire alphabet.” Everyone laughed and laughed. Well, everyone except one person.

 

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Don't know if actually funny but struck me as so. Later this month there will be a Super Girl movie released. Movie writers can't even get comics right. Super Girl will have a pet dog named Krypto. Thing is that there was never a Super Girl comic released where Krypto was involved. Krypto, introduced in 1955, was Super Boy's dog.

 

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Don't know if actually funny but struck me as so. Later this month there will be a Super Girl movie released. Movie writers can't even get comics right. Super Girl will have a pet dog named Krypto. Thing is that there was never a Super Girl comic released where Krypto was involved. Krypto, introduced in 1955, was Super Boy's dog.

Tbh almost all dc tv shows are ****
And most movies are the same but they did have few good ones like batman movies, justice league and superman (except for the new one)
That's why dcu has never been able to catch up with mcu even though the comics are pretty even
(imo)

 

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For all of you happily married types:

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried. I think she’s jokinsdnbfjadskbngfsjkgbsafgfsgadfgdfgdfh.

I was digging in our garden in the middle of the night when I found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run inside the house and tell my wife about it … but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden in the middle of the night.

While two men are golfing, a hearse slowly drives by. One of the golfers puts down his club, folds his hands in front of him and bows his head as it passes. When he resumes his shot, his friend says, “Wow. I had no idea you were so respectful.” The golfer replies, “Well, I was married to her for 30 years.”

The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

 

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[FattyFish]

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch! It was a metal bar

 

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