Tell me something funny

[jaylach56 173]

 

[emeraldking37 88]

 

[gimme30]

The first thought that came to my dirty little mind was how did I ever live without this?

 

[Fishmanic57 173]

 

[Jennet37 95]

I love watching this man when I have come across him on youtube, he is good!

 

[gimme30]

 

[Tomsfish15 14]

I saw a man with one leg leaning against an ATM yesterday.
He had no crutches, cane or prosthetic so I asked him if he needed any help.
He turned to me and said no I am just checking my balance~!

 

[TwoTankAmin49]

Any fans of tongue twisters here? If so I gave two for you.

I want you to repeat this without having to read it to do so.

A box of biscuits,
A box of mixed biscuits,
And a biscuit mixer.

The is a small town in Scotland Called Leith. I has only two constables and a very small budget. So they cannot afford a breathalyzer for testing drink drives. Si they came up with this solution. When they suspect a driver might be drunk, they ask him or her to repeat the following phrase. If they cannot, it is off to jail. What one must say is:

The Leith police dismisseth us.

 

[jaylach56 173]

 

[Jennet37 95]

Yep, understand that completely. I'm a real fruit loop

 

[Tomsfish15 14]

 

[waynesworld9 8]

I woke up this mornig feeling great, no aches or pains and felt .....goood

Thought i was dead for a few minutes.

 

[jaylach56 173]

 

[Fishmanic57 173]

"You're Next!"

 

[Back in the fold13 10]

"You're Next!"

That’s not nice . As much as I’m not a dog lover anymore it’s still not nice .
The one with the Pitbull disturbed me .