Tell me something funny

[lottabubbles27 49]

 

[TwoTankAmin40]

An Amish boy and his father visit a shopping mall and stare in amazement at an elevator.
They watch an elderly woman step inside, the doors close, and the indicator lights count up and down.
When the doors open again, a stunning young woman walks out.
The father turns to his son and says, "Quick, go get your mother!"

 

[Jennet27 85]

I gather it's been fat bear week in Alaska. I had this printed off years ago in my office, as occasionally a few of my staff said I could be like a bear with a sore head when someone annoyed me enough.
Nuff said!

 

[TwoTankAmin40]

@Jennet

I think I have the perfect song for you by Jimmy Buffet. You may like the next 2 songs after it also I like them both.

 

[Tomsfish6 5]

 

[Jennet27 85]

@TwoTankAdmin - You're right, the first song is great, be really good to dance to also. I've seen the other two a couple of times before. In fact I think they all did brilliant justice to Stairway to Heaven, I thought her vocals and the way it was arranged was spot on. Brilliant. Must have a search on Jimmy Buffet and listen to a few more of his over the weekend.

 

[Fishmanic47 163]

Do you ever get the feeling something’s watching you? It’s those darn potatoes.

 

[WhistlingBadger44 26]

 

[Jennet27 85]

Video not showing as available to me, saying Youtube account associated with video been closed. Never too sure with YouTube if it's a UK thing when not allowed to access or if it's just that I don't have a subscription to YouTube or what??

 

[Fishmanic47 163]

Video not showing as available to me, saying Youtube account associated with video been closed. Never too sure with YouTube if it's a UK thing when not allowed to access or if it's just that I don't have a subscription to YouTube or what??

It’s not available in US either. Looks like account was terminated.

 

[WhistlingBadger44 26]

Well, it was pretty funny, but it's gone now. It was a short that said "My husband finally installed the baby monitor." The baby's room was decorated in a Lord-of-the-Rings theme. The dad painted a big, black tower above the crib, and put the baby monitor right where the Eye of Sauron was supposed to be.

 

[jaylach47 163]

 

[Jennet27 85]

That reminds me...... What has a hazelnut in every bite??
Squirrel

 

[Fishmanic47 163]

Book at my local senior center:

Aquarium in the Dr’s waiting room

 

[Fishmanic47 163]

Another pic from Dr Suess’s book. There are several other pics of the aquarium in the book. If you can’t read, have your children read it to you before beddy bye time.

The fish looks very sad and concerned.