Tell me something funny

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[lottabubbles52 74]

why women live longer

 

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What could possibly go wrong??

 

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From AP News

Mother got a bill from Amazon for $4000 for 70,000 Dum Dum Suckers ordered by her 8 year old son using his mom's cellphone.
What a dum dum!
And Amazon doesn't accept returns for edible items. Guess he won't get any more allowance money

 

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[WhistlingBadger68 23]

One of my all time favorite songs. And a pretty good lesson in applied physics.

 

[emeraldking52 103]

I drank tank water by accident. Had my glass of water next to a cup of tank water. I just took the wrong cup without looking. The cup with tank water was meant to test the water. It was also a bit grainy. So, I had to rinse my mouth well... How dumb can one be, huh...?

 

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[gimme301]

I love the Italian sense of humor.

 

[Boundava10 9]

Please tell me funny stories to cheer me up. Life experiences or jokes or something haha

Spent the weekend tearing down and redoing my box turtle's enclosure, hauling out rocks, water gravel, dirt and pumice as she sat in a black bin staring up at me. After 2 days and backbreaking work (not to mention the $$$), setting up the basking, food area, bathing area...I put her back in. She circled the tank, walked over her food and dived into her cork log and I haven't seen her since.
That's gratitude for you!

Not so funny - HaHa, but more funny - Oh Crud!

 

[WhistlingBadger68 23]

I love the Italian sense of humor.

Every bit as comprehensible as most of the pop/rock/rap music made in the past 40 years or so.