Tell me something funny

[Fishmanic]

Peek-a-boo
I see you!
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[gwand]

 

[Fishmanic]

This artificial intelligence stuff is really getting out of hand.

 

[jaylach]

 

[gimme30]

Hey, what happened to the jokes I posted? Did I offend someone's delicate sensibilities?

This is a sign on the side of one of those collection boxes they leave in the lot at the supermarket. If only I'd known when I was still married...I could have brought the whole lot of them here for recycling!

 

[davros]

Somebodys been following emeraldking around... fridge magnets or something

 

[FishFriend0]

One of the most hilarious things happened to me a couple of months back!
I arrived at the office and started work for the day when I realised that I didn’t have any paperclips to file my documents! So I headed straight to reception to ask for a paperclip and they told me that I should check the storage cupboard. So I went into the storage cupboard and got out a paperclip and filed my documents!
Sometimes these crazy things happen when you least suspect it!

 

[WhistlingBadger]

One of the most hilarious things happened to me a couple of months back!
I arrived at the office and started work for the day when I realised that I didn’t have any paperclips to file my documents! So I headed straight to reception to ask for a paperclip and they told me that I should check the storage cupboard. So I went into the storage cupboard and got out a paperclip and filed my documents!
Sometimes these crazy things happen when you least suspect it!

You, my friend, are out of control.

 

[FishFriend0]

You, my friend, are out of control.

I know I’m not sure I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life!

 

[Magnum Man]

"Hey! who turned off the TV"

my wife and I crossed paths today, me coming home from town, her on the way to town...
when I got home, I saw she left the overhead light on , in the fish room... I walked in, and turned it off... all of a sudden the silver dollars threw a tizzy... it was like they could see the room through the glass, with the over head light on... it had been that way for a half hour, I shut it off, and they couldn't see into the room, they were swimming back and forth, saying "Hey! turn the TV back on"

 

[Fishmanic]

"Hey! who turned off the TV"

my wife and I crossed paths today, me coming home from town, her on the way to town...
when I got home, I saw she left the overhead light on , in the fish room... I walked in, and turned it off... all of a sudden the silver dollars threw a tizzy... it was like they could see the room through the glass, with the over head light on... it had been that way for a half hour, I shut it off, and they couldn't see into the room, they were swimming back and forth, saying "Hey! turn the TV back on"

We spend enjoyable time in front of our tanks watching our fish....maybe the fish also enjoy watching us.

 

[Fishmanic]

BAD DOG....BAD!
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[FishFriend0]

BAD DOG....BAD!
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Ouch! You can’t blame the guy…

 

[gimme30]

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Oldie but a goodie:


This always kind of reminded me of a teacher trying to get work done during indoor recess...