Tell me something funny

[gimme30]

That reminds me of a cat joke....

Why are cats better than babies?
When you're done holding a cat you can drop it.

If the earth were flat cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Did you know that all tubas are manufactured in a factory in the small town of Oompah, PA?

 

[WhistlingBadger]

 

[gimme30]

Yes, I know....I shouldn't be taking pictures while driving.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Substitute teachers going into the classroom the week before Christmas Break:

 

[jaylach]

Oldie but still pretty cool...

 

[gimme30]

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Here's one that struck me this morning:

 

[Fishmanic]

 

[gimme30]

Medical Term​ Redneck Definition​ Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Benign What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan Searching for Kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog Coma A punctuation mark Dilate To live long Enema Not a friend Fester Quicker than someone else Fibula A small lie Impotent Distinguished, well known Labor Pain Getting hurt at work Medical Staff A Doctor's cane Morbid A higher offer Nitrates Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days Node I knew it Outpatient A person who has fainted Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative A letter carrier Recovery Room Place to do upholstery Rectum Nearly killed him Secretion Hiding something Seizure Roman Emperor Tablet A small table Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport Tumor One plus one more Urine Opposite of you're out

 

[TwoTankAmin]

I am one who prefers to show you something funny sometimes.

Part 2 Michael Davis performs at the historic Ford's Theater for the former President and Mrs. Ronald Reagan.
(play at 720 or 1080p)


OK, if you insist, here is Part 1,

 

[Rocky998]

I am one who prefers to show you something funny sometimes.

Part 2 Michael Davis performs at the historic Ford's Theater for the former President and Mrs. Ronald Reagan.
(play at 720 or 1080p)


OK, if you insist, here is Part 1,

I love that.
I've watched it before. He's really funny

 

[TwoTankAmin]

I was sendiing a vid of this comedian to a friend. It is hysterical but it contained some language making it inappropriate for this forum. But I stumbled onto another routine by him that is fine. I was laughting out loud. The ending was made for this forum!!!!!

 

[jaylach]

 

[gimme30]