LOL - that just cracked me up!
Australia is weird, my bit of it at least, it actually rains all summer and we get flooded in. We pump water from the creek into a tank on the hill which gravity feeds into the house. Well the tank ran out, or just about ran out. It's been filled up again. The creek is a few k's away, so it's easy to walk there, but it's not easy to lug buckets of water back up the hill.
It's processing the amount of nitrite you get from 4ppm of ammonia in 24 hours.
I'm going to do the 24 hour test because I think it should be getting pretty close...