Tell me something funny

[gwand]

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

 

[sharkweek178]

One of my favorite shows is Impractical Jokers.

The Joe punishments are the best.

 

[davros]

Did you know Koi fish always travel in groups of four? If attacked Koi A, B and C will scatter leaving the D Koi.

 

[emeraldking]

Sorry, ladies...
But it's so funny...

 

[Fishmanic]

Sorry, ladies...
But it's so funny...
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Don't get me started with my blonde jokes

 

[TwoTankAmin]

What do you call a pachyderm that the herd ignores?

Irrelephant.

 

[davros]

It is always interesting to read thread titles here without your fish hat on
What is the sex of my convict?
Shrimps are SFW why?

 

[Rocky998]

It is always interesting to read thread titles here without your fish hat on
What is the sex of my convict?
Shrimps are SFW why?

Nah bro, you just have a mind in the gutter

 

[JuiceBox52]

It is always interesting to read thread titles here without your fish hat on
What is the sex of my convict?
Shrimps are SFW why?

This made my day hahahaha

 

[Rocky998]

 

[Nicky1968]

So, I jumped into a taxi after a meal out with friends. The taxi driver turned to look at me and said "aren't you worried that I might be a serial killer?" After the initial shock I responded "Not really ... the chances of 2 serial killers being in the same car has to be zillions to 1"

 

[gwand]

Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

Really? I thought it was because the sea weed

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Really? I thought it was because the sea weed

No, that's why the fish got the munchies.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Two cowboys are talking.
"You hear they hanged Paper Bag Sam?"
"Nah. Who's that?"
"Aw, you know Sam. Wears chaps made of paper bags. A paper bag hat. Paper bag vest."
"Oh, him. What'd they hang him for?"
"Rustlin'."