Tell me something funny

[Endlersendlers]

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

You are a punny guy.

 

[gwand]

How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a joke.

 

[emeraldking]

What did I do wrong...?
I just bought new fish and of course fish need to be kept wet... But they died when I put in them in my pan with oil in it...

Why? What did I do wrong...?

 

[WhistlingBadger]

What did I do wrong...?
I just bought new fish and of course fish need to be kept wet... But they died when I put in them in my pan with oil in it...
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Why? What did I do wrong...?

Your pan probably wasn't cycled.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

How to explode a nerd's brain:

 

[WhistlingBadger]

More wondrous nerdiness.

 

[JuiceBox52]

More wondrous nerdiness.

Lego-less legless Lego Legolas

 

[Back in the fold]

Yiddish curse : May you be so rich that your widows next husband never need to work .

 

[WhistlingBadger]

I just saw a guy (on a broadhead sharpening video, of all things) wearing this on a t-shirt:

I gotta see the candy first.
THEN I get in the van.
I'm not stupid.

I laughed at this way too hard.

 

[gwand]

Where do rainbows go when they’re bad?
Prism
It’s a light sentence
Gives it time to reflect

 

[davros]

poor fish

 

[jaylach]

I'm not sure but I MAY have previously posted this video. If memory serves it was done in 1912 and is a total hoot!
A Trip to the Moon...

 

[Rocky998]

If people like the USA so much, why did someone make a USB?

 

[connorlindeman]

If people like the USA so much, why did someone make a USB?

 

[Rocky998]

Yah, I know, not my best...