Tell me something funny

[TheLavenderBadger]

@JuiceBox52 It's called What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions.
It's hilarious!

 

[Rocky998]

 

[Rocky998]

@JuiceBox52 It's called What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions.
It's hilarious!

Oh yahhh! That's right it was like a short-story/poem type thing, right?

 

[TheLavenderBadger]

Oh yahhh! That's right it was like a short-story/poem type thing, right?

Yeah, the author answers questions that people ask him on his website. Some are longer than others...

 

[Rocky998]

Yeah, the author answers questions that people ask him on his website. Some are longer than others...

Ah ok! The memories of my English classes are kinda sparking up again lol. I think I remember our teacher saying something about that...
But I thought she said the origin of this story went further back?... Maybe I'm confusing two stories into one but I know I've heard this story before

 

[WhistlingBadger]

@JuiceBox52 It's called What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions.
It's hilarious!

I didn't know your quote was from that book. I love that one. Didn't he write a volume two? If so, do we have it?

 

[connorlindeman]

I accidentally ordered 116 hornworts instead of 16. Imagine my surprise when I got a giant box of hornwort in the mail.

 

[Rocky998]

I accidentally ordered 116 hornworts instead of 16. Imagine my surprise when I got a giant box of hornwort in the mail.

What in the universe are you going to do with all those??

 

[connorlindeman]

What in the universe are you going to do with all those??

Selling them at cost. They are now available for 40% off on my Etsy.
That comes to only 4.79 per bunch. Shipping included. It's a steal!

BUY2GET1FREE Hornwort Coontail SNAIL FREE Live Fish Tank Plants Aquarium Plant - Etsy

This Aquariums & Tank Decor item by BigKahunaAquatics has 246 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Hillsdale, NJ. Listed on Mar 23, 2024

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[Rocky998]

Selling them at cost. They are now available for 40% off on my Etsy.
That comes to only 4.79 per bunch. Shipping included. It's a steal!

BUY2GET1FREE Hornwort Coontail SNAIL FREE Live Fish Tank Plants Aquarium Plant - Etsy

This Aquariums & Tank Decor item by BigKahunaAquatics has 246 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Hillsdale, NJ. Listed on Mar 23, 2024

www.etsy.com

Oh cool!! Hopefully you can get them gone quickly then

 

[JuiceBox52]

I accidentally ordered 116 hornworts instead of 16. Imagine my surprise when I got a giant box of hornwort in the mail.

Time to include free hornwort in every purchase

 

[WhistlingBadger]

@connorlindeman Here's what you do: Bury all that hornwort in the back yard. Wait several years. (estimates range from a few hundred to several million, depending on whom you ask and how deeply you bury the stuff) Anyway, when it's ready, drill a hole. Have containers ready to collect the oil. Sell it and get rich. I expect a cut of the profits for sharing my idea. You're welcome.

 

[connorlindeman]

@connorlindeman Here's what you do: Bury all that hornwort in the back yard. Wait several years. (estimates range from a few hundred to several million, depending on whom you ask and how deeply you bury the stuff) Anyway, when it's ready, drill a hole. Have containers ready to collect the oil. Sell it and get rich. I expect a cut of the profits for sharing my idea. You're welcome.

Brilliant. We'll be rich!

 

[WhistlingBadger]

 

[Fishmanic]

CLICK HERE Ahhh that feels ssoooo good…woof