Tell me something funny

[CaptainBarnicles]

Splooting squirrels anyone?

Bay Area squirrels are splooting and it's freaking people out

As Bay Area residents have noticed this strange squirrel behavior during extremely hot temperatures, calls to wildlife hospital hotlines are rising.

www.sfgate.com

Nothing like a good heat dump

 

[FishandBirdLover]

Funny story: I have pest snails.

 

[jaylach]

Sigh... Don't know if I should post this but what the heck... ? This is a bit of graffiti that I will never forget. This goes back long enough to be the beginning of 'pay toilets' which at the time cost a USD dime. OK, here it is...

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted."

 

[Rocky998]

Sigh... Don't know if I should post this but what the heck... ? This is a bit of graffiti that I will never forget. This goes back long enough to be the beginning of 'pay toilets' which at the time cost a USD dime. OK, here it is...

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted."

Wow... Sad times

 

[Fishmanic]

Sigh... Don't know if I should post this but what the heck... ? This is a bit of graffiti that I will never forget. This goes back long enough to be the beginning of 'pay toilets' which at the time cost a USD dime. OK, here it is...

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted."

you must be bored

 

[Deleted member 149562]

 

[WhistlingBadger]

OK, here's the funniest thing I've seen today:

 

[PheonixKingZ]

OK, here's the funniest thing I've seen today:

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Alternate title: 9 conversational tricks to make you the social outcast of your town

 

[Rocky998]

Alternate title: 9 conversational tricks to make you the social outcast of your town

Exactly

 

[JuiceBox52]

OK, here's the funniest thing I've seen today:

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I have a ton of these saved lol

 

[Deleted member 149562]

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Alternate title: 9 conversational tricks to make you the social outcast of your town

Well, that's just a sign that you haven't found the right town yet.

 

[FishandBirdLover]

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, I fell in.

 

[Fishmanic]

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, I fell in.

we have an emoticon for that

 

[Rocky998]

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, I fell in.

oof... That must just feel embarrassing and uncomfortable. Yikes...

I always give a small wipe down on any toilet seat I go on... Because before I did that... Yah... Not good