Tell me something funny

[CaptainBarnicles]

Splooting squirrels anyone?

Bay Area squirrels are splooting and it's freaking people out

Concerned calls to wildlife hotlines have been spiking.

www.sfgate.com

Nothing like a good heat dump

 

[FishandBirdLover]

Funny story: I have pest snails.

 

[jaylach]

Sigh... Don't know if I should post this but what the heck... ? This is a bit of graffiti that I will never forget. This goes back long enough to be the beginning of 'pay toilets' which at the time cost a USD dime. OK, here it is...

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted."

 

[Rocky998]

Sigh... Don't know if I should post this but what the heck... ? This is a bit of graffiti that I will never forget. This goes back long enough to be the beginning of 'pay toilets' which at the time cost a USD dime. OK, here it is...

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted."

Wow... Sad times 😂

 

[Fishmanic]

Sigh... Don't know if I should post this but what the heck... ? This is a bit of graffiti that I will never forget. This goes back long enough to be the beginning of 'pay toilets' which at the time cost a USD dime. OK, here it is...

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted."

you must be bored
💩

 

[wasmewasntit]

 

[WhistlingBadger]

OK, here's the funniest thing I've seen today:

 

[PheonixKingZ]

OK, here's the funniest thing I've seen today:

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Alternate title: 9 conversational tricks to make you the social outcast of your town

 

[Rocky998]

Alternate title: 9 conversational tricks to make you the social outcast of your town

Exactly 🤣

 

[JuiceBox52]

OK, here's the funniest thing I've seen today:

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I have a ton of these saved lol

 

[wasmewasntit]

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Alternate title: 9 conversational tricks to make you the social outcast of your town

Well, that's just a sign that you haven't found the right town yet.

 

[FishandBirdLover]

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, I fell in. 🥴

 

[Fishmanic]

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, I fell in. 🥴

we have an emoticon for that

 

[Rocky998]

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, I fell in. 🥴

oof... That must just feel embarrassing and uncomfortable. Yikes...

I always give a small wipe down on any toilet seat I go on... Because before I did that... Yah... Not good