Tell me something funny

[WhistlingBadger]

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, I fell in.

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, and one of my female apartment mates fell in. The consequences were severe.

 

[JuiceBox52]

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, and one of my female apartment mates fell in. The consequences were severe.

My family has learned better, living with 5 boys is

 

[Rocky998]

My family has learned better, living with 5 boys is

Oof... I feel bad for ya. My mom lives with me and the other 2 guys...
I try remember to leave it down but I forget.... A LOT lol

I once forgot to put the toilet seat down, and one of my female apartment mates fell in. The consequences were severe.

The consequences for you or for her?

 

[JuiceBox52]

The consequences for you or for her?

Both, Mrs badger and Lavender badger get soaked and he gets attacked

 

[Rocky998]

Both, Mrs badger and Lavender badger get soaked and he gets attacked

Ouch...

 

[Fishmanic]

Women need to leave the seat up for us guys.. it’s the considerate thing to do.

 

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Women need to leave the seat up for us guys.. it’s the considerate thing to do.

On yer bike.....

 

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[Essjay]

In our house we leave the lid down as well as the seat. That way males and females are inconvenienced the same way - both have to lift things up to use it.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

In our house we leave the lid down as well as the seat. That way males and females are inconvenienced the same way - both have to lift things up to use it.

Fair is fair.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

OK- how about a fish joke? I will preface it by saying I have nothing against keeping almost any fih in tanks as long as they can be properly cared for. What species any of us choose is because they appeal to us while other potential inhabitants do not. That said.

What is the definition of a "show guppy?"

It is one which you show to the oscar before feeding it to him.

(I have nothing against guppies nor the folks who keep them, it is just a joke.)

 

[Rocky998]

Don't you love it when your vocabulary in biology is just SO easy

 

[raylove]

Last week I was in a bar and the bartender was making a cocktail. He was putting on quite a display in mixing it, but it ended in disaster when the top came off the shaker and he threw the contents right in the face the girl that he was making it for! Luckily it narrowly missed me!