Inappropriate First Dance Songs

[Miss Wiggle]

Just a bit of fun, we were talking about this the other, think of songs that would be really inappropriate for a first dance at a wedding

here's some of the one's we came up with

always look on the bright side of life - monty python
bat out of hell - meatloaf
Baby got back -Sir Mixalot



anyone else think of any good ones?

 

[jimmyringo]

A mate of mine wanted to use 'Too Drunk To ####' by The Dead Kennedys .......but his wife said NO,obviously.


For the record my wife and i had 'Baby,I Love you' by the Ramones 7 years ago this Sunday !!!

 

[Miss Wiggle]

i think this is a common theme amongst blokes then.

 

[Arfie]

O.P.P. - Naughty by Nature.

Arfie

 

[freerunner416]

Leaving on a jet plane

you make me sick - eminem

Divorce - Dolly Parton.

 

[chesterscot]

what about smack your ***** up by the prodigy
scot

 

[Miss Wiggle]

Ian suggested smack my ***** up, i'd forgotten about that one!

here's another that's inappropriate but mostly cos you'd have all your family around...... dunno who wrote it or anything but there was an RnB type song out a few years ago that went 'let me lick you up and down, until you say stop'..... and carried on in that vien! Imagine dancing to that infront of your Nan

 

[dnn3]

i'm pretty sure divorce is by tammy wynette,how about wang dang sweet puntang by ted nugent.

 

[maximinimus]

Either Kielbasa or #### Her Gently by Tenacious D, both would be highly inappropriate

 

[Miss Wiggle]

oh i love tenacious d that'd be brilliant!!

 

[BigIan]

panic a the disco - i wright sins not tragedys

No doubt - don`t speak.


But i think we should have the theme from star treck

 

[Miss Wiggle]

No doubt - don`t speak.

want that for my funeral

But i think we should have the theme from star treck

what is the theme from star trek?

 

[Gazoo]

Girls by the Beastie Boys from Licensed to Ill

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls, that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time I want girls
With new wave hairdos I want girls
I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

 

[wendywc]

"Baby Got Back" is great for a wedding! [URL="http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT56YizyR2o"]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT56YizyR2o[/URL]


The worst songs I can think of is:
Dude Looks Like a Lady - Aerosmith

 

[Nick16]

what about...... shes got balls by AC/DC?