Now that's an idea...
" and here is Billy the killer whale jumping over our tennants chimney........ooops I think he just missed and fell in and flooded the house"
That may cause a few problems with the floorboards... and what would you tell the insurance?
I only had coke, in the last 4 years I've had a small glass of champagne on my wedding day, and a small glass of champagne when my daughter was born, other than that i don't drink... it's all from pure stupidity
I've got nothing against drinking. Used to do far too much of it. But one day, whilst playing darts (pub team) managed a quarter of a pint before I wanted to throw up. Something about the alcohol makes me want to puke. A far cry from the old days of Reading festival. 24 cans of carling, 12 cans of strongbow, then set up the tent. And then drink vodka til you collapse. Start again when you wake up (can't have a hangover if you're still drunk). That's on the wednesday, bands start Friday...