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@GaryE and @gwand . I feel the need to straighten you two out about my aversion to large bodies of water . I don’t fly in airplanes and I don’t ride in boats because it just ain’t right ! I don’t have wings or fins and that tells me I belong on land where I am perfectly content to be . You ever walk up to the edge of a cliff and look off ? Did you get that weird involuntary urge to crouch down and back off when you dizzily beheld the gaping void ? That’s how I feel when I see lakes and oceans . It’s been many , many years since I’ve seen an ocean and I am fine with that and even finer with being a thousand miles from one 🤣 .
 
@Back in the fold Fair enough. Technically, you live in a zone that used to be an ocean bottom, so I think we can compromise.

The last time I flew in an airplane, I sat on my backside for 7 hours. I have one of those. I had no call for wings. In fact, I do the same thing on most small boats. You don't need to flap or to have fins. You just need a butt.
 

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