For years, the Cardinals, and then the Browns were my teams because they always lost. I haven't watched a complete NFL game in, well, forever. But I always had future gambler kids in my classes who were determined I had to love the sport. So I would choose the worst team and present as ferociously loyal to them. Now that I'm retired and I think they've improved, I am officially Brown off.
My yard is nice and brown though. 90% of the snow is gone, and every day in the forecast is above freezing (the nights are still cold).