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[gimme301]

A mathematician, a physicist, and a statistician are out hunting when they spot a deer. The physicist calculates the trajectory and shoots, missing five feet to the left. The engineer adjusts for air resistance and misses five feet to the right. The statistician jumps up and down, exclaiming, "We got it!"

I'm pretty good at estimating lead but I've tried to get an antelope on a friends property out on the eastern plains and I've only managed 2 in over 20 years.
I wish I had those kinds of reflexes. I wouldn't fall down the stairs as often.

 

[WhistlingBadger47 2]

A mathematician, a physicist, and a statistician are out hunting when they spot a deer. The physicist calculates the trajectory and shoots, missing five feet to the left. The engineer adjusts for air resistance and misses five feet to the right. The statistician jumps up and down, exclaiming, "We got it!"

I'm pretty good at estimating lead but I've tried to get an antelope on a friends property out on the eastern plains and I've only managed 2 in over 20 years.
I wish I had those kinds of reflexes. I wouldn't fall down the stairs as often.

I hardly ever shoot at moving animals. Too easy to hit them badly, and with western critters, they'll usually stop for a moment if you give them a chance.