Tell me something funny

[JuiceBox52]

if a married or dating couple own a dog, who will the dog run to if the two people run in opposite directions

My dog will always choose me

 

[Rocky998]

My dog will always choose me

Yes, the biased dog...
I don't know where our dog would run if all four of us split.

 

[betta4ever!]

I don't know where our dog would run if all four of us split.

Try it

 

[Morganna]

Haha, mine would probably think we're just being stupid for splitting up and go wander in her own direction!

 

[Rocky998]

Try it

Maybe I will

 

[Rocky998]

Haha, mine would probably think we're just being stupid for splitting up and go wander in her own direction!

I think ours would do the same

 

[Rocky998]

I took this picture at a store a whole back... LOL
I love it

 

[WhistlingBadger]

The duck walked into the shed in juice’s yard
THE END

...and got eaten by the bear that's been hanging out in there.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

if a married or dating couple own a dog, who will the dog run to if the two people run in opposite directions

My dog would follow me, I'm pretty sure, and he'd trip and fall down because he'd be looking over his shoulder to see what Mrs. Badger was up to. Our dog lives the FOMO life.

 

[Rocky998]

...and got eaten by the bear that's been hanging out in there.

Oof...


My little brother came up with this version of the duck song that is just messed up... This was FROM HIS BRAIN

"A chicken walked up to a KFC and said to the man running the stand, 'Hey, got my family?' The man said 'Yes, their hot and fresh and served all day!'

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Two muffins are in an oven. One says, "Wow, sure is getting hot in here."
The other says, "HOLY &#*@! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

 

[Rocky998]

Two muffins are in an oven. One says, "Wow, sure is getting hot in here."
The other says, "HOLY &#*@! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

The first one says: "Holy what!?"

 

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(Not my dogs...I wish they were....I miss my Rotties)

 

[Kyshiara]

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