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Ace Of Spades
Fish Gatherer
Gyro looked on at horror as he is gay himself and hates anytype of homophobe, So he whipped out his seacucumber and slapped it across Jeff's face, on doing so the seacucumber released all that white stuff...which is called.......
Ace Of Spades
Fish Gatherer
which is called.......LOLooh gross exclaims Jeff
What?, it is a defensive mechanism used by the cucumber...Some people are just vial minded.....Gyro said "OH NO WE FORGET CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUS!..............WE NEED TO GET TO HIM FAST" So they set off on their adventure again...
which is called.......LOL
What?, it is a defensive mechanism used by the cucumber...Some people are just vial minded.....Gyro said "OH NO WE FORGET CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUS!..............WE NEED TO GET TO HIM FAST" So they set off on their adventure again...
And swam into a kelp forest
Ace Of Spades
Fish Gatherer
You are new? Do you seriously not know Colin is a fish and fish never sleep only meditate?
Yep but I just finished copying the story to my word pad so I can keep a copy for future reference. Then we can start the thread anytime after they close this one. Bwah ha ha ha
It's actually rather amusing to read in its entirety. A story about a fish with a peg fin and eye patch helping its mate get to hospital.
Ace Of Spades
Fish Gatherer
Summary Of the Story so far!!
Once long ago there lived a great and ancient fish named Gyro. Who lived at the bottom of a trench in the Philipeans but this was no ordinary fish he was affected by a personality disorder. Gyro had a few pals that she used to hang around with but none of them really liked him, he was always a outcast ever since the unfortunate accident with a boat propeller which left him with an eye patch and peg fin which causes him to swim slanted on his left side. One day he was swimming amongst the plants and he saw Jeff Corwin.
Jeff said to him Hey its me Jeff, you remember from the other night with all those pearl necklaces neon tetras I was eating? What are you doing swimming all by your lonesome?" Gyro Replied "Oh god my cousin cleetus is in hospital and im rushing to see him apprently he has just broke his gonopodium". "I'll join you" Jeff said to Gyro. So off rushed Jeff and Gyro to the hospital but a sunken ship guarded by sharks blocked their way...
Gyro had always been afraid of sharks and this time was no exception. They both turned to eachother and said "This strangly reminds me of something ive seen before......." Suddenly a pufferifsh comes rushin up to them both... The pufferfish said "HEYO!!!!" and swam off towards the sharks at full speed with his spike drawn. The sharks looked on nervously as fate was near. The pufferfish swam fast and hard, he swam his little heart out and that's when it hit him... The narator had called the pufferfish a boy, the puffer stopped dead in it's tracks and shouted "I'M A GIRL NOT A BOY!!!" and then continued HER swim at the sharks... then they wet themselves laughing at the pointy poofy pufferfish that didn't like being called a boy But the sharks were foolish to underestimate this pufferfish as it was a MAGICAL FUGU fish which is highly poisonous.......Maye the pufferfishes plan would work?
She looked at them with anger and rage glowing in her eyes and swam fiercly towards them... She missed by 10 feet and slammed into the side of the ship with a loud thud. then she heard a voice say "use the force puffy" In the meantime the sharks were laughing hysterically at the stupid lil puffer fish and the dent it left in the side of the ships hull. And just to make matters worse Puffy had managed to imbed one of her spines in the ship and couldn't get out. She was trapped. the pufferfish farted a cloud....But this wasnt just a cloud it was a poisonous cloud that ungulphed the sharks and made them blow their Noses all over eachother...
"EWWW!!!" yelled the sharks as Jeff and Gyro swam past them laughing at how the little pufferfish had pwnt the noobs. as the fish swam past the sunken ship they could hear strange noises up head....but they continued swimming as they had to get to cleetus and his damaged gonopodium to hospital for the grey nurse to check out With some magic white cream to rub on his gonopodium.
BOOM!!!!! a large blast erupted infront of them, they first thought it was an underwater valcano, but then as the smoke and bubbles cleared they could make out a large boat on the surface with a large man in a swim suit firing gernades into the water. Gyro and Jeff werent scared, so it seemed....But underneath that tough extierior Jeff was about to urinate all over the starfish that was clinging to his belly.
As Jeff started tinkling over the starfish it yelled up at him and said, "Hey man stop pissing me off".
Gyro looked down at his belly and said "holy carp flatman, there's a chocolate starfish hanging onto your doodle".
Jeff said to Gyro, "It's not a doodle, it's a gonopodium"
The starfish looked casually up at Jeff and said "don't worry about me, I'm a kinky chocloate starfish, now let me suck onto something more substanial"
Jeff immediately got a small shrivelled gonopdoium and claimed it was the cold water causing it to shrivel up. But really it was the offer from the starfish. Jeff was homophobic
Gyro looked on at horror as he is gay himself and hates anytype of homophobe, So he whipped out his seacucumber and slapped it across Jeff's face, on doing so the seacucumber released all that white stuff...which is called which is called £^£$ Ooh Gross exlaims Jeff.
What?, it is a defensive mechanism used by the cucumber...Some people are just vial minded.....Gyro said "OH NO WE FORGET CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUS!..............WE NEED TO GET TO HIM FAST" So they set off on their adventure again And swam into a kelp forest but lurking in the kelp forest was the big bad wolffish who had just eaten granny the goby. Wolfy was picking his teeth with one of Granny's ribs when Cleetus swam by .....
To be Continued
Sorry for the lack of punctuation!!
Once long ago there lived a great and ancient fish named Gyro. Who lived at the bottom of a trench in the Philipeans but this was no ordinary fish he was affected by a personality disorder. Gyro had a few pals that she used to hang around with but none of them really liked him, he was always a outcast ever since the unfortunate accident with a boat propeller which left him with an eye patch and peg fin which causes him to swim slanted on his left side. One day he was swimming amongst the plants and he saw Jeff Corwin.
Jeff said to him Hey its me Jeff, you remember from the other night with all those pearl necklaces neon tetras I was eating? What are you doing swimming all by your lonesome?" Gyro Replied "Oh god my cousin cleetus is in hospital and im rushing to see him apprently he has just broke his gonopodium". "I'll join you" Jeff said to Gyro. So off rushed Jeff and Gyro to the hospital but a sunken ship guarded by sharks blocked their way...
Gyro had always been afraid of sharks and this time was no exception. They both turned to eachother and said "This strangly reminds me of something ive seen before......." Suddenly a pufferifsh comes rushin up to them both... The pufferfish said "HEYO!!!!" and swam off towards the sharks at full speed with his spike drawn. The sharks looked on nervously as fate was near. The pufferfish swam fast and hard, he swam his little heart out and that's when it hit him... The narator had called the pufferfish a boy, the puffer stopped dead in it's tracks and shouted "I'M A GIRL NOT A BOY!!!" and then continued HER swim at the sharks... then they wet themselves laughing at the pointy poofy pufferfish that didn't like being called a boy But the sharks were foolish to underestimate this pufferfish as it was a MAGICAL FUGU fish which is highly poisonous.......Maye the pufferfishes plan would work?
She looked at them with anger and rage glowing in her eyes and swam fiercly towards them... She missed by 10 feet and slammed into the side of the ship with a loud thud. then she heard a voice say "use the force puffy" In the meantime the sharks were laughing hysterically at the stupid lil puffer fish and the dent it left in the side of the ships hull. And just to make matters worse Puffy had managed to imbed one of her spines in the ship and couldn't get out. She was trapped. the pufferfish farted a cloud....But this wasnt just a cloud it was a poisonous cloud that ungulphed the sharks and made them blow their Noses all over eachother...
"EWWW!!!" yelled the sharks as Jeff and Gyro swam past them laughing at how the little pufferfish had pwnt the noobs. as the fish swam past the sunken ship they could hear strange noises up head....but they continued swimming as they had to get to cleetus and his damaged gonopodium to hospital for the grey nurse to check out With some magic white cream to rub on his gonopodium.
BOOM!!!!! a large blast erupted infront of them, they first thought it was an underwater valcano, but then as the smoke and bubbles cleared they could make out a large boat on the surface with a large man in a swim suit firing gernades into the water. Gyro and Jeff werent scared, so it seemed....But underneath that tough extierior Jeff was about to urinate all over the starfish that was clinging to his belly.
As Jeff started tinkling over the starfish it yelled up at him and said, "Hey man stop pissing me off".
Gyro looked down at his belly and said "holy carp flatman, there's a chocolate starfish hanging onto your doodle".
Jeff said to Gyro, "It's not a doodle, it's a gonopodium"
The starfish looked casually up at Jeff and said "don't worry about me, I'm a kinky chocloate starfish, now let me suck onto something more substanial"
Jeff immediately got a small shrivelled gonopdoium and claimed it was the cold water causing it to shrivel up. But really it was the offer from the starfish. Jeff was homophobic
Gyro looked on at horror as he is gay himself and hates anytype of homophobe, So he whipped out his seacucumber and slapped it across Jeff's face, on doing so the seacucumber released all that white stuff...which is called which is called £^£$ Ooh Gross exlaims Jeff.
What?, it is a defensive mechanism used by the cucumber...Some people are just vial minded.....Gyro said "OH NO WE FORGET CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUS!..............WE NEED TO GET TO HIM FAST" So they set off on their adventure again And swam into a kelp forest but lurking in the kelp forest was the big bad wolffish who had just eaten granny the goby. Wolfy was picking his teeth with one of Granny's ribs when Cleetus swam by .....
To be Continued
Sorry for the lack of punctuation!!
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