Tell A Story....
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Ace Of Spades
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Noses all over eachother...
"EWWW!!!" yelled the sharks as Jeff and Gyro swam past them laughing at how the little pufferfish had pwnt the noobs(sorry had to lol)
as the fish swam past the sunken ship they could hear strange noises up head....but they continued swimming as they had to get to cleetus
BOOM!!!!! a large blast erupted infront of them, they first thought it was an underwater valcano, but then as the smoke and bubbles cleared they could make out a large boat on the surface with a large man in a swim suit firing gernades into the water...
does it wash off in water
hey did you know cleetus is already in hospital
what's a gernade?
Ace Of Spades
Fish Gatherer
Gyro and Jeff werent scared, so it seemed....But underneath that tough extierior Jeff was about to urinate all over the....
that just made me laugh pretty decently Was it a chocolate one?
does it wash off in water
hey did you know cleetus is already in hospital
what's a gernade?
No the cream won't come off in water, it's very gloopy
Ace Of Spades
Fish Gatherer
The narrator kicks HelenG into a pit of eternal self pity and Shame for going off topic...
As Jeff started tinkling over the starfish it yelled up at him and said, "Hey man stop pissing me off".
Gyro looked down at his belly and said "holy carp flatman, there's a chocolate starfish hanging onto your doodle".
Jeff said to Gyro, "It's not a doodle, it's a gonopodium"
The starfish looked casually up at Jeff and said "don't worry about me, I'm a kinky chocloate starfish, now let me suck onto something more substanial"
Jeff immediately got a small shrivelled gonopdoium and claimed it was the cold water causing it to shrivel up. But really it was the offer from the starfish. Jeff was homophobic
Gyro looked down at his belly and said "holy carp flatman, there's a chocolate starfish hanging onto your doodle".
Jeff said to Gyro, "It's not a doodle, it's a gonopodium"
The starfish looked casually up at Jeff and said "don't worry about me, I'm a kinky chocloate starfish, now let me suck onto something more substanial"
Jeff immediately got a small shrivelled gonopdoium and claimed it was the cold water causing it to shrivel up. But really it was the offer from the starfish. Jeff was homophobic
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