I do have a small net at the ready, and it's just waiting to spring into action at the first sight of a ..........fish!
I reckon the guy in the LFS is also dreaming of the day I purchase something other than an algae scrapper.
So ,as always, I'm going to take your advice and purchase a large net on my next visit, bet that will confuse him!! 
2nd reading, Nitrite 0, no other changes to report.
Patience....... Patience .........Patience! I am really trying, but the nitrites are even more trying! 
Day 43. All stats remain the same at 12 hours, Ammonia 0 Nitrite 0.502nd reading, Nitrite 0, no other changes to report.
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I knowPatience....... Patience .........Patience! I am really trying, but the nitrites are even more trying!
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..better watch out or you'll be drafted into a Haiku session like we had a while back, patience patient.
Nitrate 10 PH 7.0. 2nd reading, stats remained the same except for Nitrite 0. Ph appears to have dropped slightly again today, is this still okay? 
Ode to a Fishless Cycler (Anniekins)
45 days with nitrite off the scale.
Nitrosomonas like a rocket, nitrospira like a snail.
Can't help but feel i've went completely off the trail.
Logged on to TFF to ask what to do,
Patience I was told, and i found that it was true,
when only 2 days later, the test tube went sky blue.![]()

Ammonia 0 Nitrate 5 PH 7.0. 2nd reading only change Nitrite 0.
I know it may not last, but I enjoyed it whilst it was there! 
Ammonia 0, Nitrate 5, PH 6.8/7.0. Checked again at 13 hrs nitrites 0
I'm being Patient .........ever so Patient! 
and we see you're being quiet about it so as to maintain the gracious etiquette with which you were raised 