Ruin A Wish

[Ace Of Spades]

Ok so basically, I thought it would be nice to have a little game going on. Basically you have to ruin the persons wish above you and then post your own wish. Such as: I wish to be rich.

You haven't paid tax in 20 years, and are sued for all you're worth.

So I'll start


I wish I had super strength.

 

[nosoup4you]

Your super strength is too much for your feeble body and it collapses upon itself.

I wish Ace would grow some chest hair.

 

[Ace Of Spades]

Your super strength is too much for your feeble body and it collapses upon itself.

I wish Ace would grow some chest hair.

Wish granted but you're so attracted by Ace's new manliness that you leave your husband and realise Ace cannot support a grown woman and your life is ruined.

I wish I owned a party bus.

 

[nosoup4you]

Wish granted, but the party bus is filled with flatulent old ladies on their way to a bingo tourney.

I wish I had a pony as a child.

 

[jacko32]

your party bus is great but the police raid it and find people high from mkat so confiscate and crush your party bus and your dream

i wish the lottery was a roll over as i only got 1 number

 

[AstonN24vantage]

lottery takes millions of dollars from the gov't and will give you lots of taxes

i wish i drove a porsche to work every day & it wouldn't get stolen & gas + maintenance was free

 

[GAB99]

lottery takes millions of dollars from the gov't and will give you lots of taxes

i wish i drove a porsche to work every day & it wouldn't get stolen & gas + maintenance was free

too bad, your dreaming (btw hello! hope you dont mind me butting in.)

i wish i had the power to absorb other powers standing next to a person with super-stregnth,rapid cell regeneration, super speed,time-travel,lightning and fire hands, dna absorbtion, mind control and,for lack of a better term, mass molding.

 

[Night61]

get a free nights stay at a hotel...but over look the dumpster

 

[GAB99]

give some one a free hotel room, but they over look the dumpster.

im confused

 

[Ace Of Spades]

lottery takes millions of dollars from the gov't and will give you lots of taxes

i wish i drove a porsche to work every day & it wouldn't get stolen & gas + maintenance was free

too bad, your dreaming (btw hello! hope you dont mind me butting in.)

i wish i had the power to absorb other powers standing next to a person with super-stregnth,rapid cell regeneration, super speed,time-travel,lightning and fire hands, dna absorbtion, mind control and,for lack of a better term, mass molding.

But you stand next to a fat guy with aids, and are slowly dying.



I wish I had Jack Daniels Full rack of ribs to eat.

 

[GAB99]

lottery takes millions of dollars from the gov't and will give you lots of taxes

i wish i drove a porsche to work every day & it wouldn't get stolen & gas + maintenance was free

too bad, your dreaming (btw hello! hope you dont mind me butting in.)

i wish i had the power to absorb other powers standing next to a person with super-stregnth,rapid cell regeneration, super speed,time-travel,lightning and fire hands, dna absorbtion, mind control and,for lack of a better term, mass molding.

But you stand next to a fat guy with aids, and are slowly dying.



I wish I had Jack Daniels Full rack of ribs to eat.

harsh lol

the chef mixed in rat poison instead of pepper


i wish i could be invisible and still retain common sense and morality

 

[Hunterprey]

Wish granted, you're invisible and ur foot got stuck in the train tracks, nobody can see you while ur screaming for help then you got run over by a train.

I wish I can fly.

 

[jacko32]

Wish granted, you're invisible and ur foot got stuck in the train tracks, nobody can see you while ur screaming for help then you got run over by a train.

I wish I can fly.

lol dream granted but while your flying you inhail a huge volcanic ash cloud and plummet into the abbis


i wish i had a cloud busting gun so everyday was sunny

 

[Ace Of Spades]

Wish granted, you're invisible and ur foot got stuck in the train tracks, nobody can see you while ur screaming for help then you got run over by a train.

I wish I can fly.

lol dream granted but while your flying you inhail a huge volcanic ash cloud and plummet into the abbis


i wish i had a cloud busting gun so everyday was sunny

Haha topicle, I like it.

Ok, Wish granted but due to no rain all the plants in the world die, slowly suffocating the world and cutting off food supply. We all die, thanks mate




I wish I had Hoverboots.

 

[rdp50734]

Wish granted, you're invisible and ur foot got stuck in the train tracks, nobody can see you while ur screaming for help then you got run over by a train.

I wish I can fly.

lol dream granted but while your flying you inhail a huge volcanic ash cloud and plummet into the abbis


i wish i had a cloud busting gun so everyday was sunny

Haha topicle, I like it.

Ok, Wish granted but due to no rain all the plants in the world die, slowly suffocating the world and cutting off food supply. We all die, thanks mate




I wish I had Hoverboots.

Wish granted, upon hovering in the air you realise farts are lighter than air and pass out due to lack of oxygen! Your boots get stolen.

I wish for the world to use cats bodies as a source of fuel!