Ruin A Wish

[rdp50734]

Wish granted. as you fixed your tap you forgot to clean the residual water from the floor. You slip and smash your head on the floor causing slow internal bleeding resulting in death!

I wish I could stop posting on this morbid thread!

 

[steelhealr]

SH (thinking): I actually COULD grant rdp this wish and close this thread. ROFL.

 

[GAB99]

Wish granted. as you fixed your tap you forgot to clean the residual water from the floor. You slip and smash your head on the floor causing slow internal bleeding resulting in death!

I wish I could stop posting on this morbid thread!

you do but then weegee finds you


i wish that there was world peace.

 

[rdp50734]

wish granted. Greenpeace and all other tree huggers have a party to celebrate! They get drunk, an argument over who actually created it kicks off! You the saviour of our world gets beaten to death

I wish I was one of my own fish, without any chance of faulty equiptment.

 

[walkers101]

Wish granted. You become one of your fish swimming happily untill a huge ammonia sets in the takn killing you and your fishy friends.

I wish i had a life

 

[rdp50734]

Wish granted you have a life but it is meaningless. You take a rope and find a tree. the end.

I wish I was water.

 

[GAB99]

wish granted you get drunk and turn into 'lemonade'


i wish i could get one of those reptile things from AVATAR as a pet and wouldnt want to kill me.

 

[NinjaSmurf]

You do, only to realize that it can't breath in our atmosphere, so it blacks out as you're petting it and it's body falls onto you, pinning you down till you die a slow painful death...





I wish I could get a job.

 

[GAB99]

You do, only to realize that it can't breath in our atmosphere, so it blacks out as you're petting it and it's body falls onto you, pinning you down till you die a slow painful death...





I wish I could get a job.

wish granted but your boss is completedly mental, he invites you over for dinner,thinking a promotion is at hand, you go only to become dinner.




i wish space travel was possible

 

[Hunterprey]

Wish granted you were sent on a mission to the next galaxy using a spaceship that moves at 50 miles per hour. You died of old age before you got there.

I wish I can breathe under water and can handle the immense pressure of the Abyss

 

[Ben M]

wish granted, you are swimming under water and when you come back up there has been a huge nuclear explosion and everyone else in the world is dead. you get depressed and kill yourself.

i wish my corys would breed.

 

[GAB99]

wish granted, they get mental and kill everything else defending the fry, they then turn on each other, the fry realize that its a cory eat cory world and procede to do so.

i wish i had a pet peacock

 

[rdp50734]

wish granted you are admiring your peacocks feathers but it thinks your looking at a meal! It pecks your eyes out and leaves you in a bloody mess on the floor!

I wish to be alone. Happy and content, just me!

 

[Ben M]

wish granted, but because there is only you you starve to death as there are no farmers to grow the food and no shops to sell it.

i wish that i was allowed loads of fish tanks.

 

[rdp50734]

Wish granted but an earthquake shatters all your tanks and you drown! (And will not be missed)
I wish I was a volcano