Paella and Pastrami

Colin_T

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that’s just insulting....

pastrami is usually made with beef brisket, whole cut of beef, cured in a brined, seasoned well and hot smoked until tender & juicy, and gently pulling apart.
So it is made from horse ;)

You do realise horse and cow tastes the same. What do you think happens to all the old race horses that can't run anymore. mmm tasty burgers and brisket :)

And all you people that think you're buying chicken chow mien from the local Chinese takeaway store, have you seen any cats in the area lately?
 

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No! It’s made from cow. And her name was Betsy, and she was a fine cow until she stopped producing milk...

We all know horses get turned into glue when they can’t race anymore...
 

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No! It’s made from cow. And her name was Betsy, and she was a fine cow until she stopped producing milk...

We all know horses get turned into glue when they can’t race anymore...
They don't turn horses into glue anymore. They stopped when primary school kids were eating the glue.

Mmm Betsy, she even sounds tasty :)
 

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They don't turn horses into glue anymore. They stopped when primary school kids were eating the glue.

Mmm Betsy, she even sounds tasty :)

Now the kids and teachers just want to do “experiments” with the glue...

Don’t get me wrong, I’d still eat a horse... but pastrami is cow.
 

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shush now stop making us hungry
Roast cow
roast pig, bacon, ham, sausages
roast chicken, deep fried, bbq wings
boiled horse hoof
stir fry cat marinade in dog liver sauce
chilled monkey brains
snake soup surprise, the surprise is the eye balls in the soup
fish head soup
bird nest soup, made from mud, bird poop, feathers and twigs
termite patties, moth burgers, mealworm cereal, grasshopper thick shake
tapeworm surprise, the surprise is, you now have a tapeworm after eating that crap :)
 

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There was a horse meat scandal in the UK a few years ago. Certain frozen food manufacturers went out of business because of it. It was found in things like lasagne and spaghetti bolognese. The products ingredients listed beef mince but did not mention horse meat. Analysis proved they contained horse meat. There was uproar as horse meat is not sold in the UK for human consumption - for some reason people won't eat it if they know that's what it is.
On the continent horse meat is sold as such and is perfectly acceptable. My husband ate it many times on business trips and enjoyed it.

 
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Roast cow
roast pig, bacon, ham, sausages
roast chicken, deep fried, bbq wings
boiled horse hoof
stir fry cat marinade in dog liver sauce
chilled monkey brains
snake soup surprise, the surprise is the eye balls in the soup
fish head soup
bird nest soup, made from mud, bird poop, feathers and twigs
termite patties, moth burgers, mealworm cereal, grasshopper thick shake
tapeworm surprise, the surprise is, you now have a tapeworm after eating that crap :)
You are ready to publish your own cookbook!
 

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