Lonely Male Convict Needs A Lift To Meet New Wife

[fishnovice]

A sad widowed male convict in Guildford is pining away and needs rehoming. His owner contacted me and asked if I could have him as I have 2 large female cons who have never bred.The only problem is he's in Guildford and his new mates are in London. Neither his owner nor I have a car and train fares are ridiculously expensive, far more than convicts cost.
Can anyone help bring him to London if you are heading this way sometime soon OR alternatively offer him a good home with a female con in Guildford?

 

[fluffycabbage]

oh dear - train fares are that expensive for only a few miles?? what about getting an advance train fare?! much cheaper!