Guppy Breeding How To

[David]

ALL OF THOSE FISH I QUOTED ARE IN THAT TANK!!!!!



In a matter of a week, three people have been added to my $h!t list. One because he's telling his mother how to live her life and making her feel bad by being a spoiled thirtysomething baby while threatening to kill some male friend of hers and then kill himself.

The other because she took my friends cat who I raised from birth (the cat, not my friend) to the shelter after putting my friend (her own little sister) in foster care (after her mother was put in a home to die of brain cancer), no one could take the cat because it started spraying so my friend said okay to her sister, then she found someone who would take him, tried to track him down to get him back only to find out that her sister had told them he was a STRAY and they put him to sleep. He was less than a year old, and they don't put strays to sleep, so the sister had to have told them to!

And now FishGURU, who should not have the word guru in his name at all, considering.

This is pretty bad, considering there are maybe 4 total people on my list now, and one town (but that's a different story all together).

People are not put on my list for no reason as you can see, and they never, ever get off. Consider yourself fully warned.

Uh oh... I'm scared now. Better not piss you off. Do you have a little list hanging on your bedroom wall titled "people to kill"?

 

[NinjaSmurf]

David, do you really think I'm dumb enough to write down and create incriminating physical evidence that could be later used against me? In fact, maybe I should get rid of you witnesses...


Just kidding...



No, but really, it's just a joke!


Gee, and I wonder why people never laugh...

 

[pnyklr3]

That reminds me of "Billy Madison"!!!

 

[Fishy Fishy Man]

This string is both disturbing and hilarious at the same time.

Maybe people arent laughing at your jokes becouse they are to busy drying out their soiled pants. You come across pretty threateningly.

 

[parker313]

That reminds me of "Billy Madison"!!!

That's *exactly* what I was thinking of - Steve Buscemi and his list

 

[NinjaSmurf]

That's funny, because I thought the exact same thing as I read it too. I thought that was funnier than anything, Steve plays those kind of characters so well. Garlin Green from Con Air... Ah, the memories...


Fishy Fish Man, do I really sound that scary? That would explain a lot of things though... especially most of high school.... hmmm, food for thought.