Which Fish Would You Marry?!

[Captain Retardo]

I think that in California there was a guy that married a rock. Or was it a turtle?

WHAT explain please.

 

[Lord Zogat]

I'd have to marry a fish to sexy for its tank.

 

[Dorkhedeos]

great white shark of course, then i would have killer kids. raise an army of them and increase my killing power and rule the world!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Wonderboy]

I find all of this thoroughly amusing...

...continue.

 

[Alexis]

W.T.F?

 

[Callum]

I think that in California there was a guy that married a rock. Or was it a turtle?

wow lmao now i have seen everything.

 

[rob newland]

Ever seen a man eat his own leg?!!

Actually if you are quoting team america it would be:
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

And if I could marry a fish, well I wouldn't for two main reasons:
1. No sex
2. It would die before me...

 

[Hooligan]

I would marry a ray because they're so perdy....

 

[timmystood]

And if I could marry a fish, well I wouldn't for two main reasons:
1. No sex
2. It would die before me...

Not if your a Guppy and all your tank inmates die of whitespot!

 

[rob newland]

 

[Callisto]

Dunno about marrying a fish lol, but I do love my pearl gouramis.....I had a dream once where I was in a big tank with one the same size as me and it was cuddling me with its feelers. So cute

 

[Naughtygirlrlw]

If I were to marry any of my fish it would have to be Odin, my albino oscar.
He seems pretty studly to me!

 

[Miss Wiggle]

yeah I'd say my Oscar, he's the closest I could get in the fishy world to Ian I reckon, big strong brute with an appetite but good fun and friendly too

 

[timmystood]

HAHA!! I think i've just divorced my Neon, she ran off with a Cherry Barb.. Oh well I guess I could marry my first choice of my Figure 8 Puffer! We both like the odd Daphina and Tubiflex so it's a match made in heaven!!!

 

[Naughtygirlrlw]

I wonder what a shrink would say about our respective choices...?
Timmystood, didn't you know that all neons are hussies?