Which Fish Would You Marry?!

[timmystood]

HeHe!!! Yup, they may look innocent but really Neon Tetra are just bikes! They can't get commitment! lol!

 

[chishnfips]

I would marry daryl hannah from the film splash, (hey at least she was half fish) lol.

 

[raptorrex]

i would marry a rich one!!

 

[CatfishAttack]

I will marry more than 1. Here is the list

Green spot puffer
Arowana
Colombian Shark
Female Guppies - they breed like crazy!!

 

[BigIan]

yeah I'd say my Oscar, he's the closest I could get in the fishy world to Ian I reckon, big strong brute with an appetite but good fun and friendly too

ta hun,
i think

For me it would have to be a corry, they have so much fun

 

[Gankutsuou]

The californian man did not marry a rock... nor a turtle....
By a very effective loophole of the time (which is now closed), he married his companies truck, thus getting a set amount of free gas, and a titled ownership of the truck as long as they were to be happily married.

There is some article on it i read back two years ago. Fun stuff. It was even in the dallas morning news.

But seriously.... that's smart, not dumb

 

[Captain Retardo]

The californian man did not marry a rock... nor a turtle....
By a very effective loophole of the time (which is now closed), he married his companies truck, thus getting a set amount of free gas, and a titled ownership of the truck as long as they were to be happily married.

There is some article on it i read back two years ago. Fun stuff. It was even in the dallas morning news.

But seriously.... that's smart, not dumb

WOW! that was smart

Wait, what kind of loophole is that? Do you happen to remember?

 

[Underwurlde]

Ermmm....

Is it me or is there something basically unhinged about this thread

Anyway, I'm married.

But, as they say, just because I have a horse in the stables, doesn't mean I can't have a day at the races.

Andy.

 

[Captain Retardo]

Ermmm....

Is it me or is there something basically unhinged about this thread

Anyway, I'm married.

But, as they say, just because I have a horse in the stables, doesn't mean I can't have a day at the races.

Andy.

Yep, this thread is absolutely insane.

 

[timmystood]

Funny though!

 

[sylvia]

I can't resist this one...

Reasons to not marry a fish:

1. No sex
2. It would die before me... [/i]
Get yourself a typical livebearer (eg: swordtail) if you have an issue with the first and a koi or something for the second

I'd personaly marry a pearl gourami

 

[§tudz]

To be honest I thought this thread would come along after the "Which fish would you be?" thread.

it is weird and strange and a little sick, but if you lived in greece, you can marry animals there

Some guy took a goat for a wife, the goat used to live outside a cafe we visited while in corfu, my friend had been there the year before so had noticed that the goat had gone, on asking the owner what had happened to it (nice guy gave us free drinks, and these lovely burgers.. just a minute? naa! ) he told us some guy from down the road had come and taken it for his wife.

It is a strange world we live in, but each to their own, if they do it as far away from me as possible, some place like never, that would suite me fine.