mike455555
i need to stop buying plants....
as the title says jokes your best =D ...
or riddles (or both)
or riddles (or both)
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:L that ones good but iv heard it before >.>The barman said, "We don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks into a bar
:L that ones good but iv heard it before >.>The barman said, "We don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks into a bar
heres a riddle :
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
see if you can get it... no Googleing
Little Miss Eticoat, in her white petticoat, and a red nose...the longer she stands, the shorter she grows....What is Miss Eticoat?
Or,
Yo momma so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code
Yo momma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach she sells shade
Or:
Two scientists walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What'll be?" the first scientist asnwers "I'll have h20" the second scientist says "i'll have h20 too". The bartender comes back with the drinks, and both scientists take a big gulp. The second scientist is now dead...Figure out why!