Whats The Best Joke You Have Heard?

[mike455555]

as the title says jokes your best =D ...

or riddles (or both)

 

[fluttermoth]

The barman said, "We don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks into a bar

 

[mike455555]

The barman said, "We don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks into a bar

:L that ones good but iv heard it before >.>

heres a riddle :

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.


see if you can get it... no Googleing

 

[Man of fish]

It's cardboard? It's just a box?

Ooh ooh ooh the treasure is the key! But you can't open it because there's no hinges!!!

 

[mike455555]

nope sorry keep trying ;p

 

[Man of fish]

A mailbox?

 

[mike455555]

nope ;p

 

[Man of fish]

An email mailbox?

 

[mike455555]

nope. stop thinking about box... ;p

 

[Crossfire]

Little Miss Eticoat, in her white petticoat, and a red nose...the longer she stands, the shorter she grows....What is Miss Eticoat?

Or,
Yo momma so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code
Yo momma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach she sells shade


Or:

Two scientists walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What'll be?" the first scientist asnwers "I'll have h20" the second scientist says "i'll have h20 too". The bartender comes back with the drinks, and both scientists take a big gulp. The second scientist is now dead...Figure out why!

 

[Man of fish]

Hmm not a box is it gold or yellow?

Yo mama so dumb she ran outside with a bowl of chips when the weatherman said it was chilly out!

 

[Malawi MaD]

The barman said, "We don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks into a bar

:L that ones good but iv heard it before >.>

heres a riddle :

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.


see if you can get it... no Googleing

Thinking outside the box lol??

 

[mike455555]

Little Miss Eticoat, in her white petticoat, and a red nose...the longer she stands, the shorter she grows....What is Miss Eticoat?

Or,
Yo momma so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code
Yo momma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach she sells shade


Or:

Two scientists walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What'll be?" the first scientist asnwers "I'll have h20" the second scientist says "i'll have h20 too". The bartender comes back with the drinks, and both scientists take a big gulp. The second scientist is now dead...Figure out why!

i'll have h2o too... = h2o2 = hydrogen peroxide which is poisonous ;p

little miss Eticoat is a mountain ?;p



and its kinda yellow

 

[Crossfire]

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Nice! And no, Miss Eticoat is not a mountain...
"little miss eticoat"

 

[Man of fish]

Is the box an egg? That's not really a box but it's yellow inside no hinges lid or key?

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on her driveway.