Tell me something funny
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The national orchestra of Bermuda has a unique problem.
The musician that plays the triangle keeps disappearing.
The musician that plays the triangle keeps disappearing.
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A tractor
A tractor
Hello Juice. Here's one: Why isn't a nose 12 inches long? Because if it was, it would be a foot!
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Well, as long as we're doing extreme dad jokes:
Mahatma Gandhi, the great Indian political and spiritual leader, is famous for many things. One aspect of his life that is often ignored is his self-imposed poverty. He walked everywhere, wearing sandals or even going bare-foot across the rocky roads of India. His feet were toughened, and his body was frail and thin with age, constant exercise, and his frequent hunger strikes. Another little known fact is that, due to his strange diet and lack of dental care, he (and the people around him) suffered from chronic bad breath.
One could almost say that he was a super calloused fragile mystic left with halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, the great Indian political and spiritual leader, is famous for many things. One aspect of his life that is often ignored is his self-imposed poverty. He walked everywhere, wearing sandals or even going bare-foot across the rocky roads of India. His feet were toughened, and his body was frail and thin with age, constant exercise, and his frequent hunger strikes. Another little known fact is that, due to his strange diet and lack of dental care, he (and the people around him) suffered from chronic bad breath.
One could almost say that he was a super calloused fragile mystic left with halitosis.
Sounds quite atrocious
A true story: told as best as can be remembered.
A few weeks ago, my sister walked into our living and looked at the tank. She then asks me "When did you get this fish?", pointing at my centerpiece, a bolivian ram. I can't help but stare at her for the ludicrousy of the question.
"What do you mean? You went with me to the fish store when I got that fish. He's been in that tank for two months!"
Her: " ... huh"
A few weeks ago, my sister walked into our living and looked at the tank. She then asks me "When did you get this fish?", pointing at my centerpiece, a bolivian ram. I can't help but stare at her for the ludicrousy of the question.
"What do you mean? You went with me to the fish store when I got that fish. He's been in that tank for two months!"
Her: " ... huh"
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I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around.
It may be regional, but I’m my childhood it was the Hokey Cokey haha nonetheless that’s what it’s all about
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