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WRESTLEMAINA .... nar this is smackdown!!

my bum your face !! LMAO

Sounds kinky, when and where?.... Aint I a bit young though?


yes you are and u shouldnt be thinking like that :lol:, im old enuff to be your gran....i know i know i dont look it :blush:

Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman. Batman and Robin too
Don’t wanna cause a fracas, but BA Baracas, have I got a match for you.
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies.
She’s got more bottle than United Dairies.

Hang about - Look out! For Supergran.

You can take your heroes, your Robert De Niros. Your Al Pacinos too.
They say Stallone is just another phoney. He couldn’t lace his shoes.
After her they’re all big girls blouses she’s got more front than a row of houses

Hang about - Look out! For Supergran

She’s a serious granny (Supergran!) A serious granny (Supergran!)
She’ll do things that you never saw your granny do
Scunner Campbell: Is there nothing that she cannae do?
 
whats so loveable about oscars?

good question



my pair spit at me, cover me in blood worms, soak my rug, splash my walls, wake me up ten times a night, cost me a small fortune, bloody hell they're worse than my kids.



but boy do i love them.




and i have no idea why!!!
 
no not at all. to be honest i would never have picked them as a pet, but mine 'found' me ! i had no choice really!
 
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