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[FishGuest5123]

Hey gang, we’re all stressed out right now and anxiety levels are high. So let’s make this a place where we can come to have a little Time to de stress and enjoy each other. Here are the rules:1). No mention of Coronavirus.2.) Be polite3.) we can’t post jokes but how about a good, clean riddle.I’ll go first. I appreciate each one of you so much! To know I have a fish family means the world to me. I pray for the safety of each and every one of you and ask God to deliver your needs to you. Thank you for being here for me in tough times and in good. You guys are the best!
Here’s my riddle..

Why is the largest city in Ireland likely to be the largest city in the world?

 

[Colin_T]

Jokes have been banned from this forum. That's why NickAU left, coz you mods told him off for making us laugh.

And your riddle is borderline racist and we haven't seen the end yet

 

[Essjay]

It's not racist, it's a play on words. The city could be anywhere in the world, it's the name of the city that counts.

The largest city in Ireland is Dublin, and it's likely to be the largest city in the world because it keeps dublin (doubling).

 

[Colin_T]

ok clean jokes only.

2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "How the hell do you drive this thing?"

Why did the fish swim away?
Because the sea weed.

Why did the fish giggle?
Because they saw the ship's bottom.

They are about the only jokes I know and can say without being arrested or shot.

 

[Essjay]

Would you believe me if I said I could jump higher than a house?

 

[Colin_T]

What sort of house and are you using anything to help you jump?

 

[Essjay]

A typical 2 storey house and no aids to help me.

 

[FishGuest5123]

Houses can’t jump.

 

[Essjay]

You got it

My father-in-law was a headmaster* at a primary school (ages 5 to 11) and that was one of the questions he used to ask the children to make them think.

*Sorry, that should be head teacher now

 

[Retired Viking]

Sounds like jokes you get out of a cracker jacks box-gee I hope no one calls me RACIST!!!! for that.

 

[PheonixKingZ]

Nice riddle @Deanasue!

Here are a few puns from me..

"I was wondering why the ball was getting so big....then it hit me."

"I had a dream I was swimming in an orange soda ocean, but it was just a Fanta sea."

"2 windmills were sitting in a windmill farm, 1 asks the other 'What kind of music do you like?', the second one answered.…"I'm a big metal fan."

Heres a riddle for you,
"Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?"

Another one, "I have 8 wheels and flys, what am I?"

 

[FishGuest5123]

I’m Irish on both sides of the family. I guess I’m racist against my own blood.

 

[Essjay]

brothers and sisters have I none
but my son's father is my father's son.

Who are they?

 

[FishGuest5123]

Nice riddle @Deanasue!

Here are a few puns from me..

"I was wondering why the ball was getting so big....then it hit me."

"I had a dream I was swimming in an orange soda ocean, but it was just a Fanta sea."

"2 windmills were sitting in a windmill farm, 1 asks the other 'What kind of music do you like?', the second one answered.…"I'm a big metal fan."

Heres a riddle for you,
"Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?"

Another one, "I have 8 wheels and flys, what am I?"

First one is shadow.

 

[FishGuest5123]

brothers and sisters have I none
but my son's father is my father's son.

Who are they?
[/QUOTE. He’s the son or himself.