Funny Things That have happened

[JuiceBox523 10]

god I’d be on there all the time if that’s the case. Ihave get conversations with myself

Me too I dont even remember what I was saying but it was embarrassing

 

[JuiceBox523 10]

I've got another one. My neighbors have had their mailbox blown up twice, once with fireworks and once with a bomb, both around midnight. I was babysitting my brothers both times and had to go out and call the police and fire department and give a report

 

[JuiceBox523 10]

And another. My mom once met an italian guy online with the same name as her cat, so he named his goldfish after her too

 

[Fishmanic23 139]

My friend who was living with me videoed me talking to myself and posted it on snapchat

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[JuiceBox523 10]

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Pretty much

 

[Fishmanic23 139]

Probably not suited on here but I’ll tell you anyways. During the time with mum I’d have a drink just to try and get through it all well one night we’d gone through a lot with her in hospital. So I ended up downing 2 bottles of wine quickly and it hit me that hard that I was legless pretty much. My eldest girl thought it was that funny that she put it all over Snapchat

 

[Aussie_Bristle]

Omg where are you getting these emoji’s from

 

[Crispii]

Omg where are you getting these emoji’s from

Uhhh... Internet.

 

[Aussie_Bristle]

Uhhh... Internet.

Alright cheeky enough if that

 

[JuiceBox523 10]

Yeah crispii dont be so cheeky

 

[corylover5]

I just remembered something pretty funny that happened about a month ago. I was baking cupcakes because I was bored and I didn't have the correct ingredients. I ended up replacing baking soda with baking powder, I swapped around flour and sugar, and I forgot to add the eggs. It turned out really mushy and gross. I then tried to make cookies but instead of baking them I put them in the microwave for 3.5 minutes. They were rock hard and I couldn't eat them.

A different time a tried melting chocolate chips for a recipe and I microwaved them for 5 minutes. They turned out really burned and I almost caught them on fire. The microwave was filled with smoke. I thought I had the timer set for 50 seconds.

 

[Aussie_Bristle]

I just remembered something pretty funny that happened about a month ago. I was baking cupcakes because I was bored and I didn't have the correct ingredients. I ended up replacing baking soda with baking powder, I swapped around flour and sugar, and I forgot to add the eggs. It turned out really mushy and gross. I then tried to make cookies but instead of baking them I put them in the microwave for 3.5 minutes. They were rock hard and I couldn't eat them.

A different time a tried melting chocolate chips for a recipe and I microwaved them for 5 minutes. They turned out really burned and I almost caught them on fire. The microwave was filled with smoke. I thought I had the timer set for 50 seconds.

Remind me not to let you cook in my kitchen

 

[JuiceBox523 10]

My cousin accidentally put 3 cups of oil in her brownies instead of 1 third of a cup. They were dripping oil it was nasty

 

[Aussie_Bristle]

My cousin accidentally put 3 cups of oil in her brownies instead of 1 third of a cup. They were dripping oil it was nasty

Eww I just vomited in my mouth just reading that

 

[Aussie_Bristle]

When I was younger mum went to pick up my sister. My sister was standing on the side of the road eating an ice block waving at mum car to let her know she was there. My mum drove straight past her waving and didn’t even realise it was her own daughter smh