I didn't think you came across as rude, don't worry about that.
I'm surprised the convicts cost that much (though it isn't THAT much and probably isn't anything for the LFS which is why they don't tend to take them) - but then again, I've never bought a convict
In the past, when I have owned convicts, I got them for free from freinds who had a thousand fry and no where to offload them.
The thing with convicts is that when they start breeding they'll kill everything they can catch. They'll even turn on each other.
Some people keep them with fast-moving target fish (such as rosy barbs or giant danios). If you do this, you have to accept that many of those fish could end up dead. The point of using 'target fish' is to give the convicts something to defend their fry against. If they don't have any threats, they'll try to take that aggression off on their mate - usualy the result is one dead and the other very badly injured.
The only fish that might work with convicts (peacefuly) is a good-sized plec. However, even a plec may get attacked if it happens to wander near the cichlids when they are breeding.
The only other alternative I can think of is to get a larger tank for the convicts and get 2 pairs. The pairs will take aggression off on each other but, as long as the tank is large enough, you shouldn't experience any deaths. This elliminates the need for target fish - though it doesn't make adding extra tankmates any more of a possibility.
I also worked out a different strategy when I had a pair - I devided a tank into 2 sections - one was 15 gallons and contained the convict pair, the other was 10 gallons and contained a few community fish. The convicts defended their territory from the community fish but could not get to them - so all the fish were safe from attack and the need for target fish was also elliminated.
Just so you know, you do have one more option - if you like convicts but are not interested in breeding them, get just one. When they aren't breeding they also aren't that aggressive. Pairs are always breeding (like rabbits) but single fish, obviously won't be. If you were to get just one, you could put a bristlenose plec and some tiger barbs (for example) in with it and not experience serious aggression issues. You still need to pick fish that can handle aggression but that won't attack the convict themselves (as that could trigger an aggressive response).