Dalesman
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Bournville is my chocolate tipple
I manufacture it.
No you don't. you simply put laxative in chocolate eggs and give them to the kidsI manufacture it.
Hey ! That's supposed to be a secret.No you don't. you simply put laxative in chocolate eggs and give them to the kids![]()
reminds me of the time I was on pain killer meds after a hernia operation. I was painfully constipated (a side effect of the meds) and it was midnight...too late to go to the store for a laxative. I was desparate and in pain. I found a 10 year old unopened bottle of prune juice in the rear of the refrigerator. Problem solved@Fishmanic That's nothing. I once drank a whole quart of prune juice just because I liked it. I will NEVER do that again.
You know that stuff they give you before a colonoscopy ? Prune juice beats that stuff hands down.reminds me of the time I was on pain killer meds after a hernia operation. I was painfully constipated and it was midnight...too late to go to the store for a laxative. I found a 10 year old unopened bottle of prune juice in the rear of the refrigerator. Problem solved![]()
you are only allowed to drink that icky liquid they make you drink to flush out your system and then only clear liquids before a colonoscopy.You know that stuff they give you before a colonoscopy ? Prune juice beats that stuff hands down