.....or throw it after them down the street.

HAHAHA! what in the...? ....is this is a tried and tested method? omg that's great. I'd love to see that happen! You could also rugby tackle the owner and forcibly remove their shoe and take it and stamp in the offending crap before handing the shoe back, that might work too, Think about doing that again there wouldn't ya fella, eh?
Oh and while I'm here....Cheesy Feet, what, precisely, do they do at an onion factory? make onions? surely they just grow on their own...Is this a government job creation scheme maybe?