Well Lookey Hear What I Found In My Yard!

[Griz]

Hey, what can I say. Sometimes one has to resort to these tactics when dealing with an idiot. This isn't my only run-in with one of these types. There was a lady who walked her dog down our street and let her dog do it's thing across the street from us. (There's a couple vacant wooded lots across the street). I finally timed it right and ran out with a plastic bag and said "Here you go, I think you need this". She quickly walked away as I chased her, threatening to follow her home and dump my cat's litter box on her front step. No kidding, I actually did this. Sometimes my wife thinks I'm nuts but I think she secrectly admires my, um, forthrightness? Anyway, we haven't seen her since. She must be have changed her dog's toilet location to somewhere else.

 

[PlecMama]

someone cut down your tree!? is there a law against that? i would plant a new tree right in the same spot she how she like that

Yes, there is a law but I'd still be in court now and that was 5 years ago. We moved instead. Now I have 15 trees

 

[puppyduck]

Back at my parents house, a crazy cat lady on our street used to watch her cats make doodoo and kill birds on our drive. Once my dad told her to sort out her or he'd call the RSPCA. We had the police round an hour later as she'd told them that we were allegedly going to kill her cats. They walked in our house too which meant you could never have the windows open so you ended up dying in summer.

The house bfore that, my mum put all the dog doo she found on the front lawn onto the driveway of the woman who owned the dog. When that didn't work, she went through the yellow pages and signed the woman's horrible daughter up to every free sample catologue she could find. They even had a guy come round to fit a mattress. The horrible kid got into trouble, and then we moved out, so we didn't see if she stopped letting her dog defacate on our garden. True story. I love my parents. They're great.

If I knew someone down my street was letting their dog diddle on my garden id freeze it and then post it through their letterbox on a really hot day when I knew theyd be out. Nice suprise when they'd get home. MWHAHAHHAA!

 

[Rhiannon]

SuzieQ your son sounds like my daughter, although she cant say the word yet (except poo poo) but she says so loud EEWWWWWWW!! and stop and points at it.

I just cant believe how often dogs do poo. We pick it up everyday and the next morning there will be like 6 poo's waiting. Its so yuk.

The other day I was driving out of my gate and a lady was letting her dog poo on my lawn. I just stared at her, she stared at me and let it keep happening then walked off. I couldnt believe it.

Here in Melbourne we have laws about poo. You must take a bag on all your dog walks and pick up after your dog. We are lucky though, our dogs NEVER poo or wee on walks..ever!

 

[puppyduck]

There are laws in the UK. But you have to enforce them yourself. The police dont care (they dont seem to care about much at al in this country except giving out speeding tickets) and so you have to go up to the person and tell them to clean the dog doo up./ They usually tell you to go away using words similar to what they should be picking up. The only other way to prove they are doing it is to take pictures or film the culprit and their dog. Thing is THATS against the law as well. So all you can do is post it through their letterbox or throw it after them down the street.

 

[xingumike]

My mates garden was gettin covered in cat crap, smells worse than dogs.. so we locked in his garage for 2 days hahahahahahaha

 

[cheesy feet]

huh shame on you! it was a very misfortunate tradegy that happened to my lawn. Who would commit such terroristic attack to my lawn whats with this maddness? this is like the 5th time this week to there's pet stains every where looks like a bomb went off in my lawn
i rember the good days when my lawn was like a beutiful green sea 8) but know it's a wasteland!

hahah,that sounds so funny,but i know it isn't .Pick it up in a bag and lob it through their window

We had a neighbours dog constantly defecating in our front garden and we told him as, politely as possible, to stop allowing the dog to do it. As the dog was never on a lead, he told us he couldn't control where his dog decided to do his business.
One morning, my partner left for work at 5:30, scooped up the doings on a spade with the intention of throwing it in the neighbours garden. However, he misaimed and it hit the house window instead! Naughty, I know, but we've never had a problem since!

Thats just great. .This thread needs to be a pin,it's just so funny.And to be in the photograph section lmfaorofl. And yeh i agree cat crap is much worse,we always get cats pooing in are garden and trying to eat are fish in are pond,we live on an old crappy ex council estate where most people don't take care of their animals properly,or even children.5 year olds going around saying F*ck off just isn't right!It's weird ,i usto go out all the time when i moved here 3 1/2 years ago playing with other children,until i discovered they were mostly weird.O well i just go out in the middle of town to see my friends who arn't low life chavs(yeh,chavs are breeding around in chatteris).And chatteris is supposed to be the most boring town in england(voted by the people of chatteris ...this is true btw),it has an onion factory on the out skirts and a swimming pool,the rest is carrot country (hahah...boring fens)

 

[PlecMama]

.....or throw it after them down the street.

HAHAHA! what in the...? ....is this is a tried and tested method? omg that's great. I'd love to see that happen! You could also rugby tackle the owner and forcibly remove their shoe and take it and stamp in the offending crap before handing the shoe back, that might work too, Think about doing that again there wouldn't ya fella, eh?



Oh and while I'm here....Cheesy Feet, what, precisely, do they do at an onion factory? make onions? surely they just grow on their own...Is this a government job creation scheme maybe?

 

[stang1]

.....or throw it after them down the street.

HAHAHA! what in the...? ....is this is a tried and tested method? omg that's great. I'd love to see that happen! You could also rugby tackle the owner and forcibly remove their shoe and take it and stamp in the offending crap before handing the shoe back, that might work too, Think about doing that again there wouldn't ya fella, eh?



Oh and while I'm here....Cheesy Feet, what, precisely, do they do at an onion factory? make onions? surely they just grow on their own...Is this a government job creation scheme maybe?

 

[TigerMan]

some body lit a bag a of dog poop on fire on my front step and rang my door bell and ran away i had to stomp it out and poo got on my shoe i had to use the hose because it smelled so bad.
then i found 15 poo's in yard 15!!!!

 

[PrettyDiscus]

some body lit a bag a of dog poop on fire on my front step and rang my door bell and ran away i had to stomp it out and poo got on my shoe i had to use the hose because it smelled so bad.
then i found 15 poo's in yard 15!!!!

LOL that is funny

 

[PlecMama]

It's ok, this is one of the only two times of the year when garden poop becomes ok to handle.

Once in high summer when it bakes like clay and once in the dead of winter when it freezes solid. Both times you can pick it up and remove it with a gross-out factor of about a low 2-3. It gets a 10 after heavy rain.


If I were you, I'd put up "found" posters. You already have one picture.

 

[TigerMan]

some body lit a bag a of dog poop on fire on my front step and rang my door bell and ran away i had to stomp it out and poo got on my shoe i had to use the hose because it smelled so bad.
then i found 15 poo's in yard 15!!!!

LOL that is funny

Thats not funny i amlost had to call the Fire depart ment because the fire got out of control and burned about a qauter of my bush and 15 is alot of poo's would you like a bag of flaming poo become out of control?

It's ok, this is one of the only two times of the year when garden poop becomes ok to handle.

Once in high summer when it bakes like clay and once in the dead of winter when it freezes solid. Both times you can pick it up and remove it with a gross-out factor of about a low 2-3. It gets a 10 after heavy rain.


If I were you, I'd put up "found" posters. You already have one picture.

thats good idea but i'm going to make a line poo's at the edge of my lawn and put some of the poo in the street where the people walk they will get the message
it just snowed here and it's supposed to be spring so the poo is all mushy

 

[Allen]

Our cat has just ventured outside and enjoys curling one in my neighbours garden.

Now, I realise that it will upset the neighbour, and if I would stop the cat doing it I would, but how the hell do I stop the cat from doing it ?

Maybe some kind of pre-garden intestine squeeze to clear his pipes before he leaves ?

 

[smurfyy_2k3]

HAHAHA! what in the...? ....is this is a tried and tested method? omg that's great. I'd love to see that happen! You could also rugby tackle the owner and forcibly remove their shoe and take it and stamp in the offending crap before handing the shoe back, that might work too, Think about doing that again there wouldn't ya fella, eh?

i feel this would be better to remove the shoe and simply smack them with it