Tell me something funny

[Benji k]

Would that be in human or dog years Mr Barman?

i like batman. my imaginary father used to tell me batman stories.

 

[Rocky99836]

i like batman. my imaginary father used to tell me batman stories.

Seriously man... Are you joking?
Are you ok?? I'm genuinely concerned

 

[Rocky99836]

 

[betta4ever!]

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thats meeeee

 

[Rocky99836]

thats meeeee

Today I woke up at 5am and I was going to get up but I felt really down and had some things my brain decided to think about
I was like: "Really.... REALLY!?"

 

[Rocky99836]

Human: "Hey God, how long is a million years for you?

God: "Eh, it's about a minute...."

Human: "Oh wow, how much is a billion dollars to you then"

God: "That's about a penny to me"

Human: "Can I have a penny"

God: "Yah, give me a minute"

 

[betta4ever!]

Human: "Hey God, how long is a million years for you?

God: "Eh, it's about a minute...."

Human: "Oh wow, how much is a billion dollars to you then"

God: "That's about a penny to me"

Human: "Can I have a penny"

God: "Yah, give me a minute"

Soooo funny!!!!!!

 

[Rocky99836]

 

[Rocky99836]

 

[Rocky99836]

 

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[JuiceBox522 2]

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Haha my doctor today during my procedure had a problem and was like “come on lee you’ve got this”

 

[Rocky99836]

Haha my doctor today during my procedure had a problem and was like “come on lee you’ve got this”

Well that's reassuring

 

[JuiceBox522 2]

Well that's reassuring

Well to be fair my joint was very not normal haha

 

[Rocky99836]

Well to be fair my joint was very not normal haha

Still.... Even if I'm getting a flu shot and they say that imma be like:"Wait just a minute kind sir"