i love this thread!
When my hubby and I first started dating I spent 6 weeks doing secretary work at the club he worked at. All our friends used to joke that I was his sex tree. Now I can't hear the word secretary without immediately thinking sex tree.
Anyway you could sub secretary into my previous statement and it would still be valid. I'm pretty sure most wives take on the role of "the only person who has the foggiest what's going on" or "the person who controls the diary" as soon as they move in...! 
............. I'm now looking for utensils for it to hold....
It could also be an aquarium medication bottle holder.![]()


As a matter of fact..... I have no fish medicines..... My fish do not get sick.... but yea!!... never say never... Maybe I should get a coupla bottles... looks impressive and I've got storage space for it....I forgot about that.![]()


it took me ages!it's a cutlery drainer... do you know how long I spent looking for a metal one of those instead of a plastic one after I moved?!it took me ages!

it's a cutlery drainer... do you know how long I spent looking for a metal one of those instead of a plastic one after I moved?!it took me ages!
Buy a van, on eBay of course.
Fry some chips!