You would have loved my high-school internship at Miami Metro Zoo. I got to feed all the classroom reptiles, giant spiders, hissing cockroaches, and scorpions. I like carnage too, it was a fun job. The boy intern they originally wanted to feed the animals fainted when he tried to rip the head off a cricket to feed a scorpion. I was the only one who could do that and hold my lunch. Something for my resume, I guess. My favorite accessory was a burmese python named Walter that I used to wear around my waist like a belt. He went everywhere I went. Good times.

. It's funny to watch the bark scorpions chase them, they are very inept.
) I thought I better comment and say how absolutely it is
