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Olive said:
freshmike said:
Nope. We just respect the power of it. :p
power..........oh, the power.........yes, my mistress, she has great power over me..........and I like it! :hey: I humblely bow down into submission........I am not worthy of her greatness :hey: :hey: :hey: :hey:


Well, I think the reason that love coke so much now is that I am not supposed to drink it anymore. Making it a no-no has made the forbidden nectar of life that much sweeter.....................oh I miss her, my sweet, forbidden goddess of sugar.............. :-( Too bad she makes me have kidney stones :X
i tink theres a remidey for kidney stones mix lemon with olive oil
 
st.cichlid said:
Olive said:
freshmike said:
Nope. We just respect the power of it. :p
power..........oh, the power.........yes, my mistress, she has great power over me..........and I like it! :hey: I humblely bow down into submission........I am not worthy of her greatness :hey: :hey: :hey: :hey:


Well, I think the reason that love coke so much now is that I am not supposed to drink it anymore. Making it a no-no has made the forbidden nectar of life that much sweeter.....................oh I miss her, my sweet, forbidden goddess of sugar.............. :-( Too bad she makes me have kidney stones :X
i tink theres a remidey for kidney stones mix lemon with olive oil
Oh yes, the remedies......I have tried them all.........while some do work my goal is to not get them in the first place...................they really suck! :crazy:
 
LoveMyOscar said:
Oh I love Coke ... It is a wonderful cleaning agent. It will clean a toilet bowl better than any cleaners on the market. It will flat out strip the wax off the floors. And let's not even talk about the things it does to your body... no let's do talk about them..... This is one of my experiments that I know to be true.

We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before.

1. WATER 1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzz short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

And now for the properties of COKE:

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean! The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.
9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Info:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass of water?


Pour you another glass of Coke and let it eat you from the inside out, I will still take the water!!
Oh yes, the lovely coke will kill you leaflet.............I used to work for a chiropractor and we were (and I am still) all about natural health and the like......we used to hand this out to all of our patients. Right before I got a hold of this I was having kidney stones left and right. Needless to say I had to cut way back on coke. Thank goodness................that stuff is bad news!!!! But, I still love and respect the stuff..................it is so good!!! :wub:
 
doll_dagga_buzz_buzz_ziggity_zag said:
my partner is like that with pepsi max.

he cant live without it. and get sthe shakes if he doesnt have any for a day.

i think he has a problem :D
we don't have pepsi max here, what is it???? :blink:
 
Ever see futurama?


Mountian dew is my choice of evil...
Next thing to quit ... again :(
 
PEPSI :sick: :sick: :sick:


....and I hear ya....Julie seems to think water is the drink of champs.....there must be something very very wrong with me, cuz I think I have to listen :S
 
and when you dont blame and get a jacuzzi put the kids at grans house its like bettas with the lights off :hey:
 
I just noticed I spelled "friend" wrong...... :*) :X
 

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