I'm winning because this Halloween I dressed up as a grim reaper and scared the crap outta any kid who knocked on my door. Times have changed. When I was a boy no one celebrated Halloween. Dunno why. It's so much fun. Here's a jack-o-lantern I made. First one I made:
29 and still young!
Pfft that's too boring to win.
What worries me is that when I did my shopping this morning at the supermarket they'd nearly sold out of eggs... and what was left was mostly broken and looked like it had been rummaged through quite roughly... never a good sign on halloween
Noooo how did it rot? How long ago did you carve it?
I just planned out the design on paper until I came up with something I liked, then drew it on the pumpkin and used a craft knife to carve it out to different depths. I'm not 100% happy with it though, it didn't come out as bright as I would have liked. I would carve the next one deeper and put more holes through it.
Would you believe I've been sat here with three bags full of sweets and a small menagerie of pumpkins outside the front door and I haven't had a single trick or treater all night? Not one!