Kindergarten Logic

[WhistlingBadger]

A couple of recent scenes from my music classes:

Friday, we're at the parade, and a vulture is flying overhead.
Kindergarten boy: "Look, everybody, a buzzard! A buzzard!"
Me: "Yep, that's a turkey vulture."
Classroom teacher: "That is what we call a synonym!"
Kinder: "No, it's called a buzzard!"

First grade music class yesterday, we are learning about musical symbols.
Me, picking up a yardstick and pointing at the board: "OK, what is this?"
Five first graders: "A big ruler!"

These are the stories I tell people when they ask how my day went.

 

[PheonixKingZ]

A couple of recent scenes from my music classes:

Friday, we're at the parade, and a vulture is flying overhead.
Kindergarten boy: "Look, everybody, a buzzard! A buzzard!"
Me: "Yep, that's a turkey vulture."
Classroom teacher: "That is what we call a synonym!"
Kinder: "No, it's called a buzzard!"

First grade music class yesterday, we are learning about musical symbols.
Me, picking up a yardstick and pointing at the board: "OK, what is this?"
Five first graders: "A big ruler!"

These are the stories I tell people when they ask how my day went.

This made me laugh so hard, thank you for that!

Sometimes I wish I still had the mindset of a little kid, because they appreciate every little thing in life.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

They do keep me from taking myself too seriously.

 

[CaptainBarnicles]

Love this! ❤

 

[OliveFish05]

That is so adorable and hilarious

 

[Colin_T]

These are the stories I tell people when they ask how my day went.

at least it makes you lol.

 

[Obsessed with fish]

lol, i rerember being like that

 

[itiwhetu]

This made me laugh so hard, thank you for that!

Sometimes I wish I still had the mindset of a little kid, because they appreciate every little thing in life.

In about 60 years' time you will and you can enjoy all of that stuff again

 

[WhistlingBadger]

In about 60 years' time you will and you can enjoy all of that stuff again

Yep, that's the fun part about getting old.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

OK, another one:

Kinder: Hey, Mr. Wilson, how does King Kong fight with a banana?
Me: Um, I don't know. How?
Kinder: HE DOESN'T! HA HA HA HA

It just gets weirder and weirder...

 

[I Like Rare Fish]

This is halarious!

 

[OliveFish05]

OK, another one:

Kinder: Hey, Mr. Wilson, how does King Kong fight with a banana?
Me: Um, I don't know. How?
Kinder: HE DOESN'T! HA HA HA HA

It just gets weirder and weirder...

that is hilarious!

I was at our local “aquarium” (they’ve got reptiles, aquariums, and some animals, with workers who will let you pet them or feed them) and we were holding a snake with this set of siblings who were probably 4 to 7 watching. The worker was telling my sister that the snakes smell with their tongues and the other kid goes “WAIT, if they smell with their tongues what do they do with their nose?! Eat with it?”

 

[I Like Rare Fish]

The worker was telling my sister that the snakes smell with their tongues and the other kid goes “WAIT, if they smell with their tongues what do they do with their nose?! Eat with it?”

That kids going places!

 

[Bruce Leyland-Jones]

That kids going places!

Jail?