madmom
Fishaholic
Well there are a few. I was helping my son set up a tank in his room and he couldn't reach the outlets under the bed. It was a tight fit but I got my arm behind the headboard and got zapped by static from the outlet to the plug. I jumped and wacked my head on the bed and got a nice goose egg. It was a bunk bed and I forgot.
Another time I was cleaning the gravel and one of the fish jumped and got me in the face. I stepped back and fell off the stepstool; wacked my elbow good.
Last one I collect aluminum and copper to feed our fish addiction so I don't have to hear the hubby complain about what I spend on "those darn fish". I was loading a large copper ball of wire in my wagon with my daughter helping me and dropped it on her foot. Poor kid had to wear sandles for a week it swelled so bad. Thank heaven it wasn't broken.
Another time I was cleaning the gravel and one of the fish jumped and got me in the face. I stepped back and fell off the stepstool; wacked my elbow good.
Last one I collect aluminum and copper to feed our fish addiction so I don't have to hear the hubby complain about what I spend on "those darn fish". I was loading a large copper ball of wire in my wagon with my daughter helping me and dropped it on her foot. Poor kid had to wear sandles for a week it swelled so bad. Thank heaven it wasn't broken.
Not about fish unfortunately but I remember buying a hamster many many years ago and the shop put it in one of those cardboard boxes. I placed it under my pram but when I got home all I had was a cardboard box with a hamster shaped hole in it!! I was mortified and to this day wonder what happened to that poor little thing!! 
