I was replying to another thread and thought this might be a fun topic. You have to reply in one line.
Tell them you have a 75L tank and ask how many clown loaches you can keep. If they say a number greater than ZERO; move on.
or
As you walk up to the door look up. If you see Pets @ Home or Petsmart above you; move on.
I need to find a good LFS nearby for stock and advice (in addition to you all) and forget about PetSmart. How do you know a good LFS when you find it?
Tell them you have a 75L tank and ask how many clown loaches you can keep. If they say a number greater than ZERO; move on.
or
As you walk up to the door look up. If you see Pets @ Home or Petsmart above you; move on.