How Can You Tell A Good Lfs

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I was replying to another thread and thought this might be a fun topic. You have to reply in one line.

I need to find a good LFS nearby for stock and advice (in addition to you all) and forget about PetSmart. How do you know a good LFS when you find it?

Tell them you have a 75L tank and ask how many clown loaches you can keep. If they say a number greater than ZERO; move on.

or

As you walk up to the door look up. If you see Pets @ Home or Petsmart above you; move on.
 
Ask them whether the Platy with pointy bottom fin is a girl.

OR

Ask them how many male Siamese Fighting Fish you can keep in 1 tank
 
They try to sell you Figure8 or 3Green Spotted Puffers as fresh water fish; leave.

No no, really, these are bred and farmed in fresh water now... LEAVE!
 
When the LFS says "Here, buy this bottle of *****, it contains all the bacteria your filter needs, just pop that in and add your fish!"
 
Actual LFS quote: "Fishless cycle? That's only going to set you up to have numerous problems with your tank."

Yeah, have a nice day.
 
I tend to stick to the LFS's I know, if a new one opens up or I'm in one I've never been to before, in another area, I tend to go in and ask questions such as:

•oooh, what's that?
•how many of them could I have?
•what size tank would I need?
•whats this I hear about a fishless cycle?
•can one of them go with one of them?

I do not buy any fish from them on that day but will correct them and inform them that I know a wee bit about fish before I leave. If their answers are good then I will go back, possibly to buy fish, possibly not. Any that give false information I won't go back to, there is no point.
There's 3 shops I will buy my fish from in the whole of Northern Ireland, I have to drive around 90 minutes to get to one of them but that's how I like to get my fish.
 
okay I lied xD

there was one dead fish once but was swiftly moved xD
 
as if they sell ammonia for fishless cycles??? pmsl
 
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